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(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)
# as a former barmaid
can I just say that those pints are awful! look at the froth! I mean yes put a head on a pint but dear god that's crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)
# yep
bloody germans.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:33, archived)
# That's the way them foreign types like it
Freaks
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)
# it's froth
the bar are conning you out of your beer
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# They need to
tip the glass more, it'll be all gassey at first and go flat within minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Their beer taps are too pressurised
so automatically make the 'enlarged head'. I know - I tried pouring a glass myslef and had to decant to get a decent Brit-Pint.
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Actually
a large head on beer is the correct way to drink it. It's only cos we are so tight fisted that we demand a full pint with the minimal amount of froth possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# In the south
they demand no head, in the north you get a head but on the continant you get froth with a touch of beer
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# you can't drink
Duvel, any other way.
mmmmmm Duvel
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Am I missing something?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)
# becks...
is german init.

So we would all have to drink Becks.

Oh shush i know its shit. Im sorry. actually.,. im not.. I dont care! MWHAHAHA!!

umm.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# oops
Did not see it was a compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# You sir
have given me an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)