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# DERIVATIVE TOSH
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Measuring a summer's day, I only find it slips away to grey
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# i hate charlie brown
FUCK HIM UP GOOD, LINUS!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Linus isn't here man
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)
# THERE IS NO LINUS ONLY ZUUL
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Is Zuul Open-source then?
Will it run XP games?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# no
but it'll make you sleep above the covers.
four FEET above the covers.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Lumpy mattress problems cured forever.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# i sorted out my lumpy mattress
by pinching my mum's mattress topper.
mmmm, cosy merino wool...
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# What I want to do is use cell culture to grow
an entire sheet of Persian cat fur to sleep on, without claws.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# that would be pure comfy win
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Is your mother enjoying her new tangering pool table?
a) Do you iron your tshirts, or just fold them?
b) All the tiny animals hide in the woodlands.
c) Clouds are all the same, jerk.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I honestly have no idea what a Tangering pool table is
a) I eat them
b) THE LITTLE CREATURES KNOW THE COMING OF THE HORNED ONE THE PHALLUS OF THE GOATED GOD THE SHARPENED BARBS THE HAIRY RING
c) THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# b) is getting me all steamy
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# mE TOO
eNOUGH THAT i LEAVE caps lock ON
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# caps lock?
i'm having a hard enough job just keeping my knickers on
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# How does one "tanger," exactly?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Beats the hell out of me
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# All tangered up in brown . . .
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I have consulted the oracle
and it should have been "Tangerine".

I don't actually know what a tangerine pool table is, but I assume it would be a pool table coloured tangerine. Sounds like SORCERY to me.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I do like the colour scheming !
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Thank you
It's the colour of Yog Soggoth's bathroom wallpaper
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# LIES LIES LIES
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(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# SUMMON THE SPIRIT THE SACRIFICE APPEARS THE BLOOD IN THE WINE THE WINE IN THE BLOOD THE DEMON AFTERBIRTH
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
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(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)