no
but it'll make you sleep above the covers.
four FEET above the covers.
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Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:37,
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four FEET above the covers.
i sorted out my lumpy mattress
by pinching my mum's mattress topper.
mmmm, cosy merino wool...
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Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:47,
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mmmm, cosy merino wool...
What I want to do is use cell culture to grow
an entire sheet of Persian cat fur to sleep on, without claws.
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Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:54,
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Is your mother enjoying her new tangering pool table?
a) Do you iron your tshirts, or just fold them?
b) All the tiny animals hide in the woodlands.
c) Clouds are all the same, jerk.
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Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:31,
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b) All the tiny animals hide in the woodlands.
c) Clouds are all the same, jerk.
I honestly have no idea what a Tangering pool table is
a) I eat them
b) THE LITTLE CREATURES KNOW THE COMING OF THE HORNED ONE THE PHALLUS OF THE GOATED GOD THE SHARPENED BARBS THE HAIRY RING
c) THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
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Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:33,
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b) THE LITTLE CREATURES KNOW THE COMING OF THE HORNED ONE THE PHALLUS OF THE GOATED GOD THE SHARPENED BARBS THE HAIRY RING
c) THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
caps lock?
i'm having a hard enough job just keeping my knickers on
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Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:40,
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I have consulted the oracle
and it should have been "Tangerine".
I don't actually know what a tangerine pool table is, but I assume it would be a pool table coloured tangerine. Sounds like SORCERY to me.
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Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:42,
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I don't actually know what a tangerine pool table is, but I assume it would be a pool table coloured tangerine. Sounds like SORCERY to me.
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Tue 17 Nov 2009, 23:45,
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