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# BEWARE THE LONELY NIGHT
BEWARE THE SCRATCHINGS OF THE COCKROACHES



BEWARE THE CALL OF THE DARKENED DEPTHS THE FLAMES THEY RISE


Edit: Previous visions of the Peanuts Apocalypse when the horned God rides into small-town America and the flames rise and the dark descends and the putrid ruins of raped bodies litter the streets:
1: www.b3ta.com/board/9798257
2: www.b3ta.com/board/9799929
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:34, archived)
# THE PIPES!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:37, archived)
# THE PIPES



TḨE PIPS



(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Hmm



Oh Danny Boy
The pipes the pipẹs are calling
And ṭḥey call for thee
So get the fuck over ḥere
YOṲ'RE GONṆA FỤCKING DIE, DANNY BOY ỴOU SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:41, archived)
# :D...He's possesssssed!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# BEWARE THE LITTLE CREATURES
BEWARE THEIR STINKING BREATH OF DECAY
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:39, archived)
# will do...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
# God, Lucy is such a cunt.
Good riddance.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Peanuts, in your darkened shrines of blasphemy
I CALL TO THEE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:42, archived)
# HEAR ME, OH GREAT ONE
RISE FROM THE DEPTHS
BRING TO WASTE AND FIRE THIS TWISTED EARTH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:44, archived)
# COME FORTH, AND MAKE THE GATE APPEAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# RISE
RISE
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I love you
but apparently I cannot be loved, as I am an idiot American
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Americans are inherently unloveable, it is true
Sorry to have to break it to you like this :(

But I'm very happy to receive your love, subhuman though you may be.

Aha, my episode of the Big Bang Theory has finished downloading. I shall go and watch it. Even though it is, of course, made by and about unloveable Americans.


Edit: Sheldon looks a bit too tanned in this episode. I think someone is LYING. THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES!

Edit Edit: It was quite a good episode. I'm fine with Americans again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)
# THE LIES! LONG MAY THEY REIGN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# The News: HE COMES
HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:02, archived)