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# For Smash Monkey...


By the way, those words are the theme tune. It has a melody and everything! I am singing it in my head right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:03, archived)
# YOU FUCKING MENTAL SUSHI!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)
# HOW THE CUNTING FUCK
is raspberry ripple supposed to operate that wheelchair with no hands??

YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THROUGH YOU MASSIVE COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Oi dickwad,
I am actually working on the Pilot to pitch this to BBC3 tomorrow. That is going to be the joke for this long running series on BBC3. I have worked out that each show on BBC3 is only allowed one joke for its entire run, that was my joke. Now you have ruined it. Cheers fucknugget!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# You're welcome :)
I don't watch BBC3, I used to but it's too unbearably shite so I don't really know what you're on about tbh.

So I'll just call you a nutsack instead.

You nutsack.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! NUTSACK!
I don't watch BBC3 ever either. However, when I did watch it, any "comedy" show I ever did see only seemed to have one joke. Apart from the sketch shows. Which were a collection of one jokes.

CF Little Britain, Catherine Tate, Horne and Corden, Masterchef
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)
# The evidence for your hypothesis is overwhelming.
Here, have a PhD.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Oooh, thank you.
Can I add it in my sig? I'm gonna add it in my sig....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *thumbs up*
Dr. Sushi.

Sounds like a bond villain.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Mwahahaha!
"Do you exshpect me to talk?"

"No, I expect you to fall into wafer thin pieces and then stick to rice! Mwahahaha!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# WOO HOO!
ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION, BBC3? ARE YOU? THIS WOULD BE BETTER THAN AMERICAN DAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:07, archived)
# IT HAS A FUCKING THEME TUNE ALREADY!
However, I dispute your claims that it is better than American Dad.

I
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# American Dad is shit
i really don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# American Dad,
for at least 2 seasons, was far better than Family Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# SACRILEGE! BURN THE UNBELIEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# It's a fact.
Family Guy wasn't as good as American Dad for at least 2 SEASONS! Probably more!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# i don't even know who you are any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# What, and how much, of American Dad did you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i've seen a couple of episodes
the only one that even made me grin was fran's sex garden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Well trust me.
As a huge Family Guy fan, it takes a fair bit for me to say it, but for a couple of years, AD was genuinely better. Also, it is a fantastic series anyway.

The Cleveland Show? Still a bit shit, but showing signs of improvement...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# i just don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Do you know what?
FUCK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# any time, fish boy, any time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# This is true
but then I've never thought that much of Family Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# you deserve to die
for that comment.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Yeah, someone disagrees with you so they deserve to die!
Only a small bollocked baboon would say that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)
# YOU
deserve to die too.

Just because.

edit: I just awarded you a PhD too.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# I do love Family Guy,
but it went a bit shit for a couple of years, and American Dad was fucking Ace for those couple of years. Now, I would suggest they are on a par with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)
# LALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Just coz it aint Pokemon Poindexter!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Well played!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Danke!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)
# hahha
there is a programme currently on channel 4 as I speak about cripples and spaz people. I shall watch it on channel 4 + 1 as I am watching the F word with the chef Gordon Ramsey and a load of chinese people on +1 now.
(JoePesky, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I shall watch it on 4OD.
I get shit reception on my TV in my room :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# It is called Cast Offs
It is apparently like big brother but for spaz people ! (and supposed to be funny)
(JoePesky, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Is it not funny?
I read about it in The Guide and thought it could be hilarious....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)
# it is meant to be funny I hear
Can you add Trailer Park Boys to your blog or is it not too much of a hit?
(JoePesky, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Although I have seen quite a lot of Trailer Park Boys,
I can't remember any of it as I am always hammered when I watch it due to it being on at like 1 in the morning :(

I shall endeavour to though, provided you draw a picture of them for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# how about a shit trace with rubbish colour?
:)
(JoePesky, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# No dice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# ok , I shall draw them
I await a good review of the hit show Trailer Park Boys. I require the episode when ricky gets married but julian gets him really drunk on his stag so they can steal enough food for the wedding and trevor and corey go on some stealing antics but ricky wakes up and shoots at them because they are robbing the store and realises its his friends.
(JoePesky, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# ricky ends up in jail again
(JoePesky, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# i am watching it RIGHT NOW
well, not right now, the adverts are on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# is it funny?
don't tell me I have to watch now anyway !
(JoePesky, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# i'm not really paying much attention to it
although the word vagina has been used
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# all I saw was on the advert
A woman kicking off going " ARE YOU CALLING ME A FAT SPASTIC " needless to say it got my attention
(JoePesky, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# between themselves they've named it spastic island
but i've turned over to film4 now, the fly is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# looking for the old predictable ending then?
instead of spastics ;)
(JoePesky, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
#
24 Nov 2009 21:20

You did really well in the jungle girl, be proud of yourself ok, you are a winner!!

PS Would love it if you got back with Pete, but get him to ditch his dumb-arse management, they are really annoying!

Love Ya! xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Katie Price is a Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)
# RE: KATIE PRICE IS A CUNT!
I am truly shocked that you are allowed to post messages about Katie Price or anybody for that matter using such course disgusting language.Its a real shame that such a marvellous piece of technology such as the internet is used to post such messages using the most vile words imaginable.Of course your right though,Katie Price really is a right fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)
# No, no,
We've all been wrong. Its her management which is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Why are his arms parsnips?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Because he's DCI MANGO STONE!
DCI MANGO STONE!
HIS ARMS ARE PARSNIPS!
AND HIS LEGS ARE CARROTS!
DCI MANGO STONE!
AND RASPBERRY RIPPLE!
HE'S A RASPBERRY AND A CRIPPLE!
DCI MANGO STONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)
# ur ttlly wkd mad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I no rite?
Chz d00d!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Mango?
Mango Mango Mango Mango Mango


MAAAAAANNGGOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)