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[challenge entry] IF?

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(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:17, archived)
# bravo
have a pink^H^H^H^Hgold star
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:19, archived)
# If Germany won the war...
Football teams would be called Mannschafts.
Hehe
(Dogsdinner, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)
# what war?
aren't we killing in the name of peace?
..and in the name of God
which make me much more comfortable..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I don't drive a BMW...
...I drive a Citroen. Or the car of surrender as I call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)
# shirley they'd
all be driving VWs, 'cos BMW was largely a british invention wasn't it? Well, at least the name was - Bavarian Motor Works, as opposed to BL which became Bloody Layabouts :o)

insert political shite here, I don't care, I'm just being light-hearted, and I drive a Passat
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Was the VW factory...
...not rebuilt and set up by Brits as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:24, archived)
# well
I won't bother mentioning that Henry Ford himself was a Nazi sympathiser...

...but he was! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)
# not to mention
more notably (but less car-related) so was Prescott Bush...Dubya's grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)
# and IBM...
...turned a blind eye and watched the money roll in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)
# they did too
helped in providing the 'database' for the holocaust...not a lot of people know that! woo to you for knowin'
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:33, archived)
# It was in...
...a BBC2 documentary I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Yup, I believe
so. Us Brits eh? Responsible for a large percentage of the shite that goes on in the world today. But still, you gotta larf eh!

</irony>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Well,
you've got to see the funny side of Iraq.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I've developed
a bad case of Iraqnophobia.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I
stand corrected.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:40, archived)
# If not Beemers,
then Minis?

I drive a Peugot
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)
# same
thing
of
course

- pah
(I helped save b3ta! Arecibo Otherwise known as @®£©1ß0, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:29, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)
# ahhahahaahah
excellent.

proof that the simplest ideas are still the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sat 29 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)