Q & D before I nip to the Xmas market for a sneaky lunchtime gluhwein...
Je ne regrette rien...
Edit Retrospective credit for the gag to Griffy. Hadn't seen it but it's a fair cop :)
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Je ne regrette rien...
Edit Retrospective credit for the gag to Griffy. Hadn't seen it but it's a fair cop :)
From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)
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Hahaha I probably knocked that together in about the same time it took Griffy to type it :D
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:39,
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haha
I actually have a bottle of that in my office. It was a present from a guest about 2-3 years ago and I've never opened it.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:36,
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they sell it in Lidl - about 27p a gallon
never tried it though
Is it made from horses hooves and cowhorns?
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:37,
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Is it made from horses hooves and cowhorns?
It's a mulling wine I think.
I just can never bring myself to drink the premade stuff.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:43,
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Well it was a bottle of chessboard. Except it had all seperated.
Hang on. My mistake. It was a bottle of guinness.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:49,
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Paul McCartney plays chess
Chessboards inspired the song "When I'm 64 (squares)".
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:57,
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Also the lesser known song
"If you take my queen I'll punch you in the cunt"
(it was a b-side)
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:03,
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(it was a b-side)
I hear, 'Get Out of my Life you rancid Gold digging Pegleg'
Was inspired by Heather Mills.
It's like the old joke going around when Linda died.
Paul sits his kids down and say, 'Kids. I've got some good news and some bad news.'
'Father. You can tell us anything. What is it?' they say together.
'Well the bad news is my wife; you're loving mother had sadly passed away.'
'Oh my god! What is the good news?'
'Steak for dinner!'
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:06,
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It's like the old joke going around when Linda died.
Paul sits his kids down and say, 'Kids. I've got some good news and some bad news.'
'Father. You can tell us anything. What is it?' they say together.
'Well the bad news is my wife; you're loving mother had sadly passed away.'
'Oh my god! What is the good news?'
'Steak for dinner!'
Hadn't seen your post, honest! I didn't scroll down far enough.
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Aha!
I think I might have done this gag before but it got eaten by b3tards.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:51,
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would that be the beeerminam christmans market by any chance?
I make my own gluhwein. Out of glue and wine.
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Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:45,
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