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# Paul McCartney plays chess
Chessboards inspired the song 'When I'm 64 (squares)'.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Also the lesser known song
"If you take my queen I'll punch you in the cunt"

(it was a b-side)
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I hear, 'Get Out of my Life you rancid Gold digging Pegleg'
Was inspired by Heather Mills.

It's like the old joke going around when Linda died.
Paul sits his kids down and say, 'Kids. I've got some good news and some bad news.'
'Father. You can tell us anything. What is it?' they say together.
'Well the bad news is my wife; you're loving mother had sadly passed away.'
'Oh my god! What is the good news?'
'Steak for dinner!'
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)