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[challenge entry] Essential b3ta viewing kit
tiny bit tenuous for compo but there we are


From the Alternative Medicine challenge. See all 199 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# how does one test it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
# On Rabbits?
(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# LD50 Toxicity test?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Danny Baker turns up at your doorstep
naked and covering himself in lard.

He then hands you the box of eye-bleach (tm) and you apply it vigorously into your pupils until all you can see is a monolith.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:49, archived)
# one part goatse....two parts bleach
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# YES.
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Randomised double-blind controlled clinical trial?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Top Men...
Top... Men.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Sorry, yes. I meant Top Men.
Now I've got to go an google where that is from. Or it will bug me.

wash hands, wash hands
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Oh, ok it's raiders.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Is it James Woods in a crate by perchance?
Had the Family Guy s8 box set from Chrimbo, still watching it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=doARYLLi7Jo&NR=1

rubbish quality.

I don't see why big content won't let people have amusing snippets of shows on you-tub.

Actually, I really do, because then people put the whole episode on there. But still, I want to whine about it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# pour a tiny amount on a concealed corner first
to ensure there's no discolouration or staining
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Well, you get 500g of limestone and 2L of rats milk
You turn the rats milk into cheese over a period of time
The cheese can then be sculpted into a person with the skeleton being made up of the limestone.
The eye bleach is then inserted into the eyes of the cheese monster and if the monster comes to life then the eye bleach is successful.
If not you have to change the concentration of the eye bleach and start the process again.
I hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I've tried it already.
It's blinding.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:52, archived)
# needs more arse-floss
or quim floss, whatever's doodled first.

Tbh, if this eye bleach was a product sold through B3ta I would buy 8 boxes of the stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)
# There are times we need it in industrial quantities.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)