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I was sitting in a tree,

now it's running down my knee...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)

I was swimming in the sea

when a bit bobbed up to me

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)

I was running down the lane

when I felt a little pain.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)

It comes out your bum

like Pedigree Chum

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)

I scored an own goal

when it slipped out my hole

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:25, archived)