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( , Fri 8 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
Wouldn't it be brilliant though
to have a stutter, AND Tourettes. FFFFFFFFFFFFUCKIN BBBBBBBBBBBBBBASTARDS. Wank cunt SSSSSSSSorry.
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Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:48,
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hahahaaa
now theres an idea for a sit com if i've ever heard one! :D
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Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:54,
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Gavin and Stacey Cunt Twat Sorry............................Bollocks
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Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:57,
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I used to work with a drunken Glaswegian electrician with a stammer and a bad attitude.
"if if if if if if ye kkkken wha wha wha wha am ggggginne sssssay
jijijijis fu fu fu fu fu fuckin SAY IT"
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Fri 8 Jan 2010, 21:11,
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jijijijis fu fu fu fu fu fuckin SAY IT"
spoke to a guy phoning into our office
who had a stutter.
He did say to me "I'mmmmmmmmmmm sssssssssssssorrrry I hhhh, hu , hung up on the last guy I sp, sp, sp spoke to, but my cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,credit run out on my phone."
Now I'm normally very fair and unjudging when speaking to customers but how I didn't laugh down the phone is beyond me.
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Fri 8 Jan 2010, 20:57,
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He did say to me "I'mmmmmmmmmmm sssssssssssssorrrry I hhhh, hu , hung up on the last guy I sp, sp, sp spoke to, but my cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,cu,credit run out on my phone."
Now I'm normally very fair and unjudging when speaking to customers but how I didn't laugh down the phone is beyond me.