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[challenge entry] still...some things have improved...
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From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 569 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:19, archived)
# what time is it ?
I am so confus3d
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# there's a linky
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(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:27, archived)
# No
there's not.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:28, archived)
# oh yes there is!
...
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Oh
no there's not!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Oh yes there is
Unfortunatly it doesn't help me at all
(Janie, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Oh no there's...
oh, sod it, there is, fine, I believe you, even though I can't see it myself, you know I'm a serious actor, do you think I want to be stuck here in this godawful collapsing town working a pantomime over the Christmas season? I've got a wife and kids you know, they'd love to see me home, but no, here I am, slapping my thigh and trying to pretend I'm happy for snot nosed little brats who wouldn't know humour, comedy or culture if it came up and poked their weeping little eyes out! Screw you. Screw this whole stupid pantomime, I'm going home, contracts be damned. I'm an actor! Do you hear me? I AM AN ACTOR!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Baron
von Munchausen?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:25, archived)
# That's
far too subtle for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:25, archived)
# looking at the filename
i assume a lack of pidgeons...
woo yay, very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Ah...
clever. Now I get it.

I think you should have left a single pigeon corpse around to clue us in, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)
# what are pigeons?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:34, archived)
# They inhabit
Pigeon Street, where, allegedly, their wings, wings beat.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)