Oh no there's...oh, sod it, there is, fine, I believe you, even though I can't see it myself, you know I'm a serious actor, do you think I want to be stuck here in this godawful collapsing town working a pantomime over the Christmas season? I've got a wife and kids you know, they'd love to see me home, but no, here I am, slapping my thigh and trying to pretend I'm happy for snot nosed little brats who wouldn't know humour, comedy or culture if it came up and poked their weeping little eyes out! Screw you. Screw this whole stupid pantomime, I'm going home, contracts be damned. I'm an actor! Do you hear me? I AM AN ACTOR!
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Sun 30 Mar 2003, 12:35,
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