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[challenge entry] You can buy special trousers.

From the How do you hide an elephant? challenge. See all 431 entries (closed)

(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:44, archived)
# He's supposed to be keeping a low profile. He'll get done for exposing himself if he's not careful.
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# It's gone very quiet all of a sudden. Don't do this to me when I'm sleep deprived people.
It feels like a horror movie.
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
#
Where you gonna go, where you gonna run, where you gonna hide? Nowhere... 'Cause there's no one like you left
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# There weren't too many like me to begin with sweetheart.
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
#
1 - 2 - Freddy's coming for
3 - 4 - Better lock your door
5 - 6 - Grab your crucifix
7 - 8 - Better stay up late
9 - 10 - Never sleep again...
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I dare Krueger to set foot into my head.
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Do you ever get that feeling . . .
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Have you ever
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Only on the other side . . .
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
#
That made my brain hurt
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Dude!
Are you Johnny Depp?
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Sure, why not.
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Awesome.
Can I fuck you? Failing that, can I fuck your missus?

Failing that, have you got any custard?
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Have you finally fallen for that scientology shit on your shelf...
hold on, scientology, needy... YOU'RE TOM CRUISE
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Oh fuck!
I've been busted :(

Thanks for not mentioning I am as little as him as well though ;)
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Awwww!
How lovely :D
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# And now the trousers are flat broke . . .
(, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)