b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Unlikely Company Mergers » Message 9883331 (Thread)

[challenge entry] Dan Brown gets the book sales charts totally sewn up

From the Unlikely Company Mergers challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)

(salvadorevincent, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha
this is well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Perfect in every way.
(twattybanjo, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# You win this week's gold star.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Pfft!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hahah
spot-fucking-on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha
and because this is going to be so popular and contains the Vitruvian Man...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Wheeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# haha
poor Dan Brown, it's not his fault he's shit*


*actually, yes it is - Dan Brown, you're shit

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Stop the compo, we have a winnar!
we have a winnar!Oh wait it's not for the compo. Ok restart the compo again!
lullage and clickery
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Whilst researching road signs
I genuinely found this in the Highway Code:


Maybe they need to put a few more of these up round Baghdad. That'd tell them.
(salvadorevincent, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I got tested with that one on my actual driving test
back when it was a proper driving test etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Ye Olde Highway Code
There was just one sign to learn:
(salvadorevincent, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# hahaha
this is excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)
# truly excellent
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# haha!
This tickles me in all the right places. Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# why isnt this entered in the challenge
though?

it'd fit like a spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 6:28, archived)
# OK, I have entered it now
I initially didn't as I felt it didn't quite fit company mergers. But I guess that Dan Brown is practically a corporation these days.
(salvadorevincent, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)