Dan Brown gets the book sales charts totally sewn up


From the Unlikely Company Mergers challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(salvadorevincent says buy my book: www.vennthattune.com, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)

hahahaha
this is well done.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)

Hahahahaha
Perfect in every way.
(twattybanjo, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)

Hahaha
Top stuff.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)

You win this week's gold star.
Excellent.
( Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)

Pfft!
Nicely.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)

hahah
spot-fucking-on
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)

Hahaha
and because this is going to be so popular and contains the Vitruvian Man...


( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)

Wheeeee!

( wuffle, the b3ta bunny is a flea-free zone on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)

haha
poor Dan Brown, it's not his fault he's shit*


*actually, yes it is - Dan Brown, you're shit


( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)

Stop the compo, we have a winnar!
Oh wait, it's not for the compo. Ok, restart the compo again!
lullage and clickery

( wuffle, the b3ta bunny is a flea-free zone on, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)

Whilst researching road signs
I genuinely found this in the Highway Code:


Maybe they need to put a few more of these up round Baghdad. That'd tell them.
(salvadorevincent says buy my book: www.vennthattune.com, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)

I got tested with that one on my actual driving test
back when it was a proper driving test etc etc etc
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)

Ye Olde Highway Code
There was just one sign to learn:

(salvadorevincent says buy my book: www.vennthattune.com, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)

hahaha
this is excellent!!
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:38, archived)

truly excellent

( twig Save 6 Music, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)

haha!
This tickles me in all the right places. Have a click.
( enceladus, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)

why isnt this entered in the challenge
though?

it'd fit like a spastic.
( zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 6:28, archived)

OK, I have entered it now
I initially didn't as I felt it didn't quite fit company mergers. But I guess that Dan Brown is practically a corporation these days.
(salvadorevincent says buy my book: www.vennthattune.com, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)