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[challenge entry] thought of Churchill and De Gaule
but this is quite better i think

cos' if nazis had won the war there wouldn't be any b3ta on earth. arghhhhhhhh!

From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 569 entries (closed)

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# jacking
morning all, the world likes me this week it seems :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# you should ask it out then
sorry
(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:50, archived)
# i'm already
in a long term relationship with it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Oh
so no sex then...

pity.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# I thought you
were coming to the cambs bash on saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# was it good?
I don't think I saw any pictures yet...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I only took one
just here has the rest on his phone. it was quite good but poorly attended, I think you all need a good slap.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# I would've been there
if Cambridge was in Farnborough
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I would've been there
if I wasn't tricked into watching a crap game of football...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)
# sorry,
I had a busy weekend. did BlessedRolo turn up?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Nope :(
Bad Blessed Rolo.
i too got conned by the promise of good sport watching.
(Blessed Rolo, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:28, archived)
# more
fool you!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Sorry
We were there, just a day early. That's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:25, archived)
# So did I
unfortunately I got waylaid by the friend I was staying with who insisted I go to a posh drinks at the Kindersley Cardozo workshops on Victoria Road.

I also forgot.

I am really sorry and would have had a much better time at the Bun Shop than standing in a stone carvers workshop talking to posh cambridge people.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I think the world...
...has an unhealthy curiosity in your scrotum too.

Mornin fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:51, archived)
# lol
another 4 barbels ordered this morning :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# eep...
*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:52, archived)
# well i wanna got some nice
small ones in the holes i've got, and i figure theres plenty more sagbag to choose from, and it'll stop me considering doing a PA just yet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:54, archived)
# EEEP!
*crosses legs tighter*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)
# hehe
i can't do that.... i can't even walk proper atm :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I'd take my hat off to you ...
... but it's stapled to my arse
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)
# most people
run away, i suggest you do the same to preserve your mental health
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Run away ????
I'm not Italian. Or Iraqi .. or any nationality than begins with "I" in fact. No wait .. .I'm Irish. D'oh!!

/what mental health
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# At least it's not a hard hat area ...
...

/CBA finding an appropriate pic
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Ahhh the usual suspects
they were only obaying orders
(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)