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# I went to school with a brother and sister
who both had heads like dolphins. I slapped the brother once. Does that count?
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# defo!
and bonus points if he made a dolphin noise when you did it.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Actually,
he did most likely. His voice was all crackly, like God didn't tune his voicebox to the right radio station quite.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# pfffffffft
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# His sister was an utter
fucking munter! And she wore braces for at least 6 years, which is just wrong!

When I was at college I heard that she was spotted sucking off a bloke out the back of Yates'. I nearly threw up on BEHALF of the bloke who got the blowjob.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ewwww, that's just sick man
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# i read that as his sister was an otter
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Otter's are more fuckable.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# all that sleek fur....
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
#
otter stoat
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# no, that's stoatally different
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I went to school with a guy that looked like Gizmo
...And his father looked like Fred West.

His school days were not the happiest days of his life.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Fred West or John West?
Did he turn up to school in a tin? That's the easiest was to work it out.

What's the best way to catch a hyperactive child?
Internet Grooming.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Definitely Fred West...
I'm sure I would have noticed a surplus of tin openers. The dead bodies were a giveaway too...
(, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)