I went to school with a brother and sister
who both had heads like dolphins. I slapped the brother once. Does that count?
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:20,
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defo!
and bonus points if he made a dolphin noise when you did it.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:25,
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Actually,
he did most likely. His voice was all crackly, like God didn't tune his voicebox to the right radio station quite.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:27,
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His sister was an utter
fucking munter! And she wore braces for at least 6 years, which is just wrong!
When I was at college I heard that she was spotted sucking off a bloke out the back of Yates'. I nearly threw up on BEHALF of the bloke who got the blowjob.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:36,
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When I was at college I heard that she was spotted sucking off a bloke out the back of Yates'. I nearly threw up on BEHALF of the bloke who got the blowjob.
I went to school with a guy that looked like Gizmo
...And his father looked like Fred West.
His school days were not the happiest days of his life.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:29,
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His school days were not the happiest days of his life.