yes, with the new info that smash has provided, i know not only want to slap a dolphins head,
but also fuck it.
oh wait i can't my penis is bigger than the average LOL!!!!!1!
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:39,
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oh wait i can't my penis is bigger than the average LOL!!!!!1!
"what did you do on holiday Roryrattlehead?"
"I fucked a Killer Whale. IN THE HEAD!!!"
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:42,
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you can't fuck a killer whale in the head
they suffer from blowhole syphilis.
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if ever itv get wish you were here back on the box, i'll be presenting it.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:44,
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And also this week,
Judith Chalmers goes on a sea mammal fucking excursion in the Maldives...
(not)interesting fact: I did pics at her son's wedding which ended up as a 3 page spread in Hello
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(not)interesting fact: I did pics at her son's wedding which ended up as a 3 page spread in Hello
Mark Durden-Smith.
he got stalked by tara palmer tomkinson didn't he? hahahah, poor chap.
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