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From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 575 entries (closed)

( Lord_Munkee bad times, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)

repost!

( corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:34, archived)

bollocks..
thought it might have been a repost but i just knocked this up quickly..

at least i got the german correct :D
( Lord_Munkee bad times, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:37, archived)

yeah
I just guessed it!
( corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)

isn't it U-Bahn?
they've got a word for it already ;)
( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:40, archived)

they have under-street
earth trains in Germany like us??
( corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)

yes
these cunning foreign johnnies stole our idea for a subterannean tubular railway!
( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)

they have iron carriages
propelled by fire!??? Through tunnels cut into the earth!??? Preposterous!
( corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)

/me gets his cock out
and slaps you round the face

how dare you contradict meh !
( Lord_Munkee bad times, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:42, archived)

how
rude!
( dutchbird, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:46, archived)

i wasn't going to comment
frankly there was very little to be slapped with

indeed. avert your eyes my dear, for i fear i shall have to reprimand this scoundrel
( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

heh
lightly tickled :P
( Lord_Munkee bad times, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:57, archived)

more like
the gentle brush on your face by a fairy's wing?
( dutchbird, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)

you put it so beautifully

( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)

it's the voice of experience
; )
( dutchbird, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)

bahn banh bahn it's the unterbahn
or something
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)

it is
but it's the unter-something bahn
( new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 14:06, archived)

Is that German...
...for Bermondsey?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)

I
lived in Bermondsey for six whole months when I first moved here.... what a hole. After that, I found South African's positively liberal.
( packetslut, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)

I quite
like the tube station
( corington, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)

Oi!!
That's my manor you're talking about!!

We in Bermondsey will recognise you by your liberal stench, so if you ever return: Watch Your Back.

(We can't be arsed to go to South Africa, cos we keep getting sent home on the flight for being drunk)
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 13:49, archived)