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# I'm drinking champagne at 5pm
This is the most decadent I've ever been.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Try snorting a few grams of coke off a couple of hookers, then taking a speedball, nicking a police car and raging down the motorway with your head sticking out the window to navigate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I've eaten so much beluga caviar that a little bit is coming out in my self-indulgent tears
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Good work.
Have some knowledge that in your father's eyes you'll always be a disappointment with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# why?
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# Because I got sent champagne. Why would I not, dude?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Why did you get sent champagne?
Any particular reason?
Ben.
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# A nice company sent it to me with a job offer.
I am going to drink it all and then phone them up and tell them I fackin' love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# You've got a job?
Well done.

Now go to a pub, wear a suit, and try and act important so wimmins will sex you.
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# Thank you :)
Do I have to do it in that order?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Yes.
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# Okay cool thanks
Nick
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Sage advice.
Hank.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I've herb it all before
Basil.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Rrrr nnnnn hhhhhnnnn.
Rudy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# you need a reason to drink shampoo at 5pm now?
The pub's been open for 7 hours by then!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# :)
decadent drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Teehee, unfortunately it's quite a small bottle.
And soon there will be people with whom to share it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Tell them to fuck off, and close the door on them.
Simples.

You may wish to open the door to them later, to instruct them to go and buy you more champagne.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Champagne's 'a' not for sharin'...
...it's for gorging on and then sobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Comment!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Retort!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Another comment!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
# If you're gonna comment twice then the second has to be a reply to the first
This is the first Mu lesson of commenting.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Mu knows nothing about anything. Ask him. He doesn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# When I read that he doesn't like music my heart stopped for twenty minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I found a band I like today. So that's good. Do you like music today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I'm pretty positive about music today, though my consumption of it thus far has been minimal.
Soon I will remedy this. Who's the new band you like, and also have you listened to Marina's album which I believe came out yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Chicken el Diablo. They're basically a carbon copy of Neu!, which is only a good thing.
Also, I haven't - but I'm planning on grabbing a copy sometime soon. If only for the pretty picture on the cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)