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[challenge entry] kermit

From the Corporate Greenwash challenge. See all 125 entries (closed)

(timtam h4x0rd @, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:07, archived)
# Good toap.
Well - avererage toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:29, archived)
# ASS SEAM SHOCKER RIPS MUPPETWORLD. DAILY HENSON PHOTOJOURNO REVEALS PIGGY-PLUG SEXPLAY VICTIM. MUMS EVERYWHERE AGOG.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:39, archived)
# B3ta has corrupted my mind and all I can visualise is a Green Ass Goatse with Kermit Hands Arrrrrggghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:47, archived)
# green ass goatse, have you any lube?
yes sir, yes sir, it came from a tube.
some for my anus and some for my hands
and some for the biggest dildo in the land.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:49, archived)
# haha is that from the "nursery rhymes not to tell children book"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:57, archived)
# that's the book that most people know as "nursery rhymes to teach other people's children".
and then skate away laughing hysterically.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)
# The front view is the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:01, archived)
# haha, it is a true kertmitse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:03, archived)
# BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:07, archived)
# BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:08, archived)
# i do not think this word means what you think it means
...prepare to die


etc
etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:14, archived)
# CASKETS
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I read it as Aids the Frog
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)
# And so it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:39, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:42, archived)
# ahhahhahh lovely
not sure that I remember that one
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# When it could be nicer being red, yellow or gold.
Or something more colourful like that.
Without a rip up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:47, archived)
# you don't seem properly agog. i suspect you are a muppet-diddler.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Well, that gross accusation aside,
I'd recommend Van Morrison's version of 'Being Green'.
And the original Muppet 'Halfway Down The Stairs'.

And what I do with my Burt 'n' Ernie glove puppets is between me and my cult.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:59, archived)
# sicko.
i can only molest the yip yips because their shrieking is an aphrodesiac.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 9:06, archived)
# I bet he's not biodegradable, so I dispute this fact.
good nings b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 8:48, archived)