here's one from Tesco's news shelf a while back

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( lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)

they've got an app for that
( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:45, archived)

5pm is cock sucking time, everyone knows that.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:46, archived)

What was the original headline?
(Adventure Time may contain traces of horse fist, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)

"SUCKED OUT OF COCKPIT AT 17,000 FEET"
( lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)

better if it was:
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 8:24, archived)