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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)
# "Be my Number One"
Awww sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:20, archived)
# you are already my Number Two
LOLOL!!!!!!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Maybe he's trying to bribe his way into her bed
That's his "Enter" Prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# he'll make it so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:29, archived)
# There once was a man called Picard
Whom the ladies held in high regard
He said "Make it so,
and we'll boldly go
to the fencing arena. En Garde!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)
# there was a man named riker
a pretty officer, he tried to spike her
she noticed the pill
and shouted "fuck of Will"
so he demoted her just to spite her
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:16, archived)
# this seems believable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# The officer known as LaForge
was notoriously always engorged,
His social skills missing
he spent his time kissing
Hologram ladies (size lorge).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# The Borg known simply as Seven
was torn from Collective Heaven
to live her own life
full of trouble and strife
with cyber-boobs rated eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# "resistance is futile"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:35, archived)