Ha ha ha!
I like the one that says I haven't OFFICIALLY masturbated in like 12 days. How can you masturbate unofficially? Is that wanking someone else off?
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Fri 26 Feb 2010, 0:05,
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Hahaha, I didn't spot that one at first.
I think wanking someone else off would just make it more official as there would then be someone else to verify it.
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Fri 26 Feb 2010, 0:16,
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