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# At this late stage of the growing process,
it's very important to mumble grossly offensive 'sexy' talk to your ginger in the wee small hours. In Mexican-accented Spanish. With a kind of Tom Waits gravelly timbre.

That's what Alan Titchmarsh says in this month's 'Gardener's World' magazine, anyway.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:42, archived)
# shit!
I've just been wanking myself dry into the plantpot every night
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:47, archived)
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(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)