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what is your view on the cola enema?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:35,
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Shake the bottle up first
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:37,
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And drop in some Mentos
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:38,
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that'll do it
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40,
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You'd certainly be cleaned out quite nicely
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41,
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The future of commuter travel
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41,
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eeeww
as i told my friend when his cat got run over, there's nothing worse than flat pepsi
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:39,
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Diet pepsi is the foulest of foul things.
Pepsi max, on the other hand, is my favourite of all cola flavoured beverages.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43,
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dr. pepper FTW
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:44,
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That's not cola. But it is the fizziest substance known to man, for 20 seconds after the can's been opened.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45,
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it's lovely
but for instant thirst-quenching, i suggest lilt. you can down a can without stopping to burp
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:47,
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I haven't had lilt in years.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:48,
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i have a can now and then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:49,
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^^ THIS
Dr Pepper and Irn Bru fuelled my degree and my first baby-steps into the world of research. I don't dare drink Irn Bru anymore. I think it strips the lining off my stomach. Plus it turns your tongue orange and does naughty things to your teeth.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45,
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it's meant to taste nice with whisky
which i wouldn't drink if you paid me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:48,
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Irn Bru and vodka works well
I never tried it with whisky. You'd have to use some cheap rubbish like Teachers or Bells or Grouse. I'd have to kill myself if I tried it with something decent.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:52,
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i can't stand whisky
alcohol poisoning isn't nice :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:56,
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aww no
i love whisky. i'm not drinking it at the minute because of the strength of the alcohol, but i love it regardless. right now i get high on the fumes.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:13,
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last time i drank it
it was homebrew. didn't find that out until it was too late
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:21,
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Actually, I really fucking love ginger beer.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:48,
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idris ginger beer is lovely
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:49,
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Me too
Still worried about what effect it might have on my stomach, mind. /Had a stomach ulcer blog :(
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:54,
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Does ginger strip stomach lining? I could imagine it not doing much good to an existing ucler.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:56,
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It's more just the acid
fizzy drinks have acid. Plus, fizz feels horrible on my stomach at the minute :(
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:12,
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:( No more refreshers for you.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:14,
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Well, not right now
but my Granddad had ulcers too and he ate curries and drank whisky till he died - which wasn't of his ulcer. So things will settle. THEN I SHALL GO REFRESHER MAD.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:59,
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Well, I'm not overly keen.
'Downstairs Irrigation' with over-sugared soda doesn't really rock my world.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:38,
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so you'd be a diet coke man, then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:38,
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Diet anything is an instant no-no.
/allergic to Aspartame blog
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43,
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poor thing :(
i prefer diet drinks
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45,
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Makes me hellish ill
:(
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:46,
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just stick to vodka
you'll be fine
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:49,
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Actually,
This evening's tipple is already chilled in the fridge. Nice bottle of Saumur Champigny. Nom!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:53,
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i have a feeling
this evening's tipple will consist solely of pg's finest
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:57,
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The sugar gives you chronic sticky bumhole.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:38,
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Use coke zero
muppet!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:39,
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Have you TASTED coke zero? Would you have that shoved up your bumhole?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40,
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I'd rather have it in my bumhole than in my mouth!
Errr hang on, that came out wrong....
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41,
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Bwahahaha!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:44,
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^ and if that's MY stats page quote we'll know for a fact these things aren't really random...
;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45,
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*bribes Rob to make it so*
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:46,
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I hope that becomes your stat page quote
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45,
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Tastes like it came from there in the first place
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41,
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CSB
yes can be nasty that
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:39,
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don't you shave your ringpiece?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40,
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You can't shave your colon.
It's bumhole all the way in.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41,
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*image*
*shudders*
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43,
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you need to find a curious young man
with a long tongue and very few standards
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43,
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*raises hand*
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:46,
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I'd be careful around pandering to Smash. She'll leave you a dry and empty husk of your former self.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:51,
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you'd better believe it ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:58,
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i shouldn't have taken those senokot
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:52,
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and on that bum note
my new phone has arrived I'm off for a play ta ta one and all
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:55,
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have fun!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:00,
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May that be your stats page quote
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:42,
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^ this
HARD
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43,
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you know, i rather hope it is.
i think i was your stats quote the other day
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45,
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Mine's a silly borg pun.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:46,
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*checks*
so it is
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:51,
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I don't currently have one
a situation that I suspect will change the next time it's updated
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boris the spider ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:53,
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make it a good one
by posting randomness throughout the day
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:55,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:54,
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dinoborg!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:57,
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I haven't decided if this dino is female or not yet.
I think it was the bath picture that confused me.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:58,
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looks male to me
female dinosaurs are purple or green, male dinosaurs are red or brown
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:00,
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Really?
see above.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:02,
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he likes to play with bath toys?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:04,
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>.<
I still think it might be a she. Will have to see how it turns out.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:05,
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let me know what you decide
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:07,
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The others are all definitely boys. They could use a smurfette.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:11,
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