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# have decided am prepared to show breast for food
How's that sound?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Sounds awesome!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# two breasts if I get pudding.
and I've just gone up a cup size cos I'm having lots of sex so you get a good deal on this.
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# wait a moment...
where are you storing the splooge?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# in a little jar by the bed
Oh. Not me. Sorry.

As you were...
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I have a packet of skips
and half a packet of polos... what does that get me?
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# a 3 second upskirt flash
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# man
I just wish I hadn't eaten that peanut chunky kitkat...

it was fucking lush though!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# skips = msg
but you can have a flash if you like anyway.

*flashes*
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *falls off stool*
wowzer!
(, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)