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[challenge entry] Crispy beef, prawn balls, garlic rice.

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(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# mmmmm really fancy a chinese now
but am alergic to MSG and the bastards always lie about using it and say they don't use it.

An hour later, I've got blotches all over my face and body. Liars.

MSG = the devils chemical - increases your appetite by up to 40% and is highly addictive. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# MSG is lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# see? you're already addicted!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Most classy Amy Winehouse line ever
"They say that I'm addicted, but it does more for me than any dick did ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Amy Winehouse is a class vacuum
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I shall be using this term in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# do so with my blessing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# i'd like to hear her say
"i can't breathe, it's all going dark! oh, god, help me! i can't.... i can't.....uhhhh....help me.......urk"
DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# apparently causes brain damage too
not that this will affect me
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# You're just racist against MSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I dont like any stealth games :(
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"They're tittering, Ron"

"I DON'T LIKE TITTERING! I don't like any coastal towns."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# i already did!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# make something yourself with fresh ingredients
and love. I'd bet pennies to pounds Grunty or some other clever so and so can help you out with easy to follow delicious chinese food you can make youself!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)
# oooo sounds pleasing
Do you think grunty would make it and bring it round to me?

pffft
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# no - unless you paid him as richly as he deserved to be paid
in which case possibly - although stioll probably not

also stop being a lazy WhamBar and switch of the tv set and go and do something less boring instead...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I find the infinitely rolling video clips on News 24 strangely calming.
Sort of prozac delivered through the TV.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "... here's something else we made up to fill time until something happens..."
"... erm... media attention... erm JOHN TERRY! Public hearing a lot about this.. media attention - erm..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# have decided am prepared to show breast for food
How's that sound?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Sounds awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# two breasts if I get pudding.
and I've just gone up a cup size cos I'm having lots of sex so you get a good deal on this.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# wait a moment...
where are you storing the splooge?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:29, archived)
# in a little jar by the bed
Oh. Not me. Sorry.

As you were...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I have a packet of skips
and half a packet of polos... what does that get me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# a 3 second upskirt flash
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# man
I just wish I hadn't eaten that peanut chunky kitkat...

it was fucking lush though!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# skips = msg
but you can have a flash if you like anyway.

*flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *falls off stool*
wowzer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I may do.
Never hurts to ask.

I have an absence of MSG related stuff in the fridge presently. How about grilled Lamb Chops and a nice greek salad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:18, archived)
# WHAT'S A GREEK SALAD?
about 20 drachma an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle?
Because the adder 'add 'er 'ankerchief!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# is it because the Parrots ate all of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# No.
It's because da jungle is massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# cos of all the cheetahs
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# (snigger)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# he does a nice grilled salad
and His Greek Lamb Chops are a dream
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# yeah I'm all about the fresh stuff
I have the remains of a beef rump from yesterday's roast

BUT I LOVE CHOPS!!! Caesar salad ftw, but greek is good too.

Now i'm really hungry and I just finished a massive bacon baguette.

Must be all the sex I got on friday.....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# 0_o
Dry spell over then, eh?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# OOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dated a dude for two months but then got dumped because he's on mission to have kids and wife (not 4 me)

so just hooked up with very tall, younger fireman on friday and was a VERY dirty girl.

And shall continue to be so for foreseeable future.

DRY SPELL OVER! hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# You Go Girl!!!
*jealouses*
"Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty"

/Woody Allen blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# the problem I had with my first wife was
that I kept trying to put her under a pedestal...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
#
/Brookside blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hahhaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# :D
anyway - sorry chaps but I have to slope off now and go and wander around a hospital and talk with ill people about what it's like to be ill and then be nice to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# does the hospital know you are going to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# nope
and therein lies the sport!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# you don't have to be nice to them
just say "hmm" a lot.
that'll put the shits up them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# that's right, rub it in
*removes tumbleweed from knickers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I told you not to get dressed in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# ...or on a dark desert highway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Cool wind in your hair?
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# pft
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# well, i enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I was as surprised as anyone
Found him on a dating site, he's yummy.

Planning a booty call while kids are at school on thursday - tee hee!

*realised it means I will miss the new compo*
*cancels*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# NEVER cancel sex for a compo, NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# either that or you're up the duff
*runs away like a curly wurly*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# mmm crispy beef in OK Sauce
could go for that right now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Made this on Saturday night:
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/aromaticporkbellyhot_10468.shtml

Nom Nom Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# YOU ARE BOTH SWINE
I'm hungry now and so I'll have to go and eat my sushi which will not be as satisfying as crispy beef or aromatic pork belly

:S

I still enjoy sushi though - yom yom yom
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# mmm- food
just had a tikka ready meal in a pot

and now I'm starving
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# send thingy out for a sandwich across the street
... damn I used to know the names of a couple of people you work with and now all I can remember is useless stuff like the physiology of breathing.

how are ya young fella mi sheep worrier?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# sushi is awesome
i saw hugh fearnley-weirdingstall cooking that on telly a while ago. he had a tiny bowlful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I've never heard it described like that before!
It's a great reseepee, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# i have tried a few of his recipes
and i totally stole his egg poaching method
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# This reminds me of the scene in The Office
"Have you seen Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon? Right, there's this bit ..."

"No."

"You haven't seen it? It's ace"

"No. I haven't seen Bruce Lee in WAY of the Dragon. I've seen him in ENTER the Dragon."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:15, archived)