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looking for inspiration

I found this site..

www.tordata.se/streun/art/faces/

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight

(PornDungeon, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)

someone

didn't enjoy the 1990s - can't blame him though, he's yugoslavian

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)

Something that just popped up unexpectedly

and I thought i'd share

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)

Why is the man in the red shirt

waving a dildo?

(Mighty Llama, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)

he's taunting the man on the left

who wants to suck it

</puerile>

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)

well,

wouldn't you?

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)

Well the alternative

of what to do with it if it were in my hand is quite frightening.

(Mighty Llama, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)

what?

hit the bloke in the middle over the head with it?

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)

I thought the bloke in the middle was

Alistair McGowan at first pretending to be an Argy, but it wasn't so I was capping a few pics to show ppl the likeness.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

ah yes

i see the resemblance now

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

further to amusing players' names...

my favourite is Paraguay's Chiqui Arce...

*runs away before she gets lynched for talking football*

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)

one problem

the last name would be pronounced "arthay" - sorry but i'm up for an a* in spanish

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)

Ive been

informed that in dutch Redknapp means 'sore penis'

Ok bad news for Jamie but what about when Louise does concerts over there?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)

have to go and spoil my fun, don't you

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the triple legendary unicorn, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)

yes

i do

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)

Existential Road Trip (with bubbles)

(Tennis Venthom, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)

woo

in a sense that that looks scarily mexican.

but then i'm sat listening to a CD of Disney songs sang in spanish that my mate picked up in Bilbao

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)

it reminds me of

that "Nightmare before Xmas" film. Still, v v good!

(Mighty Llama, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)

Aww fanks :)

Tis amazing that film was not rated 18, gave me nightmares and I'm an old man.

My buddy has a CD of American cartoon themes... tho not sung in Spanish!?!?

(Tennis Venthom, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)

that...was...wow...

spanishy-Warhol-esque, with an internet cliche thrown in...

or was it just you playing with photoshop filters?

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EvS, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)

Why thank you :D

I have this:
www.lview2.com/DownLViewProQuest.htm

it used to be free, but now it's not :(

(Tennis Venthom, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)

She Lied

Tracy Emin's "Everyone I ever slept with" wasn't altogether truthful.
Here's the accurate version.

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E.S.Blofeld, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)

artfully done sir

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

weebl

Your donkey animation is a work of pure brilliance. Well done sir. Have a woo.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)

i second that woo

and raise you a yay!

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)

He obviously spent some time...

here

(Siu Loong, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)

is fuzzbucket around?

stupid animals isn't on the b3ta webring.. i put the code onto the links page here and submitted it and everything.. herlp.

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tomdog, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

I have a

submission for stupid animals.

This is Bob. Bob is my Florida softshell turtle and lives in my backbedroom.

I've posted this picture before so I'm sorry for the spaz but I thought it might interest the purveyor of stupid aminals.

Clicky on the piccie for big version.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)

UGH!!

i mean.... beautiful! what a beautiful turtle.

thankyou! it will go up in the next update.

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tomdog, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)

"evolution"

by me

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smirny ~(8(|), Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)

woo

and scary yay!

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

Yay!

He's ace.

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)

Keith Chegwin

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

"Bush-volution"

(partridge, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)

doesnt tidying up

suck?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

yup

i just done cleaning :/

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smirny ~(8(|), Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)

I must do some in a minute

Nacho's staying over tonight and my mother always told me you had to be tidy for guests...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

You all have a good time, ok?

wish I could have got there.

Me and Witchy and DonthavaClue are having a minib3tan in Newcastle on Friday though. They live there and I'm in town for the day.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

woo

be sure to drink lots and fall over

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smirny ~(8(|), Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)

not necessarily in that order.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

My attempt at glurge

After reading about 'glurge' I decided to give it a go myself. The tale of a little boy and Jesus You can alter this an forward it (please do) Im a meme-madman

(Egg, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)

good glurging...

nice detailing on the squirrel.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

Why Thankyou my anarchic

rhizomic entity

(Egg, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)

Sorry...

...I did check the faq.. but either its judged so be so simple as to not put it there, or I'm blind...but

can anyone tell me how to post a link that isn't just the web address? Thank you..

(I just can't seem to fuckin hummus)

(Siu Loong, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

<a href="http://www.address.goes.here">clicky</a>

like that

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

Thanks..

I'll give it a go...

Hoopla!

thanks to spacefish also...could only reply to one! :)

(Siu Loong, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)

i'm getting faster!

one day, i'll be the fastest faqslinger in the west

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)

well, you've got to get up

PRITTY early in the morning to beat tomsk, you know. He prides himself on it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)

I am indeed

a very sad man.

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

but a lovely man

and that's what counts. apart from the faqslinging, of course- that's important too.

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

you mean like this?

<a href="http://www.icantfuckinghummus.tk/">woo clicky</a>

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

you can auto linky it by literally typing www.link.com

www.b3ta.com

just make sure its not in the first line :p

www.b3ta.com

(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

that cal...

he's just so damn useful!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)

Really sorry for starting this up again but here's ...

Michael Jackson in a Datsun

I was in a club last night randomly shouting these at people - ie Ayatollah in a Ford Corrola and Anna Ford in a Honda Accord. I enjoyed myself but people thought I was mad
.

(Egg, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

rhyming is funny

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

a ryhme in the style of the two ronnies...

Hand made iron maiden, made in Ireland, for hire

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munkt0n, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

Well no wonder they though you were mad.....

..it was a Toyota Corolla.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)

spazz

SORRY FOLKS BUT THERES NOT MUCH GOING ON ANYWAY.

The fear and a queer in a karrman ghia
\coat
\hat
\door

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Pob, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

I'm bored...

Clicky for more.

(Mighty Llama, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

ooh i do like them

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tomdog, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

My first ever Woo Yay

*sob* I'd like to thank my agent, and say that this accolade should stand as a testemant to llama's everywhere; you too can produce crappy parodies of Hello Kitty! Thankyou!

(Mighty Llama, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)

just for your name

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)

anyone here going to the party tonight

I know its in Old Street area but where and whats it called?????

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breel, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

from memory

strongroom bar

(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)

i shall be there

its the srongroom bar (nearest tube oldstreet) its on curtain road. heres a handy map

note its probably a bit rough but you get the idea

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weebl Mashed farts, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

That

is the best map I have ever seen in my entire life.

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

now with added kitten

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weebl Mashed farts, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

but...

no tail?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)

perhaps it's a manx kitten?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:53, archived)

ah of course.

foolish of me not to have realised.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)

Truly,

that is the best map in the entire universe, bar none.
The OS should hire you to add kittens to all their maps.

(tomsk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)

my thoughts exactly

I shouldnt get lost now.

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breel, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

i want

a giant kitten

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

thats the last thing my mate keith said

but by then it was too late.

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weebl Mashed farts, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)

its been eating

rat poison by the look of it

(minoltion, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

I went to a hotel once where they had a twitchy cat

he had some kind of non-progressive disease which didn't hurt him but made him v. wobbly - he looked like he was permanently shitfaced & it was hilarious. He was a lovely cat though, v friendly and purry and soft.
There was a 2-year-old kid staying there too and watching the cat wobble out of the way of the toddle wobbling after him was pure class...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

oh good

now i'll know if i go the wrong way oooot the tube station . I shall stumble across a giant feline.

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rosey, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)

even more scary baby art

i call it "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THESE FUCKED UP SCARY BABY FLOWERS???"

sorry its a bit big, to say sorry, and, just cos i like him so much, here is my scary baby anim

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:05, archived)

It's as if

the teletubbies was shot near Selerfield.

(Mighty Llama, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)

thats so scary

i won't be able to sleep tonight

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:13, archived)

i've done loads of the bastards

clicky one and clicky two

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)

creed deconstructed

here we see that behind every layer of society lurks technology, even in art. the slight jumping demonstrates how these artificial monstrosities do not sit well with the world around them

woo for crocodile clips

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

wooyay

for croc clips indeed :D tech lessons would've been very boring without it...

(matt'twam'asi, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)

seen the new version

there are big pictures of components, not just symbols, but pictures; they're more fun when they explode.

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bananaman, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)

bless crocodile clips

ah... windows 3.1... beautiful.

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tomdog, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)

Crocadile clips and Test-tube Tongs

The definitive objects for school pranksterism. The attachment of said items to Blazers amused my ADD condition endlessly and brought my closer to my headteacher

(Egg, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

ah japes of the classroom

test tube tongs were great. heat them up in the bunsen burner then when somebody asks 'can i borrow your tongs', let them have it. or just throw acid in their eyes and be done with it.

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tomdog, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

That bloody Erdinger...

is serious stuff. 4 pints last night and I've got a hangover.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

I was belting

pint after pint of that into me a coupla weeks ago... the guy behind the bar asked me to stop buying them as they were 'hard to pour' - perhaps it was because he was filling the uber-tall glass to the brim. Never drank there again.
My favourite pub has been ruined by an over-eager new member of staff who can't even draught a simple pint of Carlsberg... I moved on to bottles of Budvar and Staropramen.
Don't dis those Eurobeers - it was probably an inexperienced bar employee messing them up...

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helmetcream, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)

the gateway in leicester

fantastic pub. free music quiz every wednesday, general quiz on a sunday, only a pound and you get a free jacket potato and beans. hand pulls from £1.50, loads of guest beers (last week they had this 10% stuff. bloody hell!) and SHITLOADS of bottled european bollocks, like kwak and all that, greek beer all sorts. they even do cherry beer. tastes like cider.

the best pub in the world.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

Imagine my delight

whence tuning into the Brazil vs China game this morning [score currently 3-0], to discover that China have a defender called Woo.
Now i'm just trying to find a damn picture of him.
Help.

(theredqueen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:42, archived)

but the question is

is there a player out there called yay?

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:46, archived)

i'd be most impressed with a Houpla

dave houpla. now there's a name!

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tomdog, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)

ideally

i was looking for a pic of him from behind next to a team mate so i could potatoshop it.
but i can't find any.
SEEK AND DESTROY!
ahem.

(theredqueen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)

im afraid

his name is actually Wu Ch Y

(Hazzeryoda www.mongolfrauds.co.uk - London to Mongolia!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)

this is he

i might have to take one off the TV or something.

(theredqueen, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

This is..

Wu Chengying

[Edited after help... :) ]

(Siu Loong, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)

Alas, there isn't...

at least according to news.bbc.co.uk/sport3/worldcup2002/hi/team_pages/china/squad/newsid_1917000/1917519.stm where there would be a picture of him.

There is

Du Wei, though.

(Du) Wei! (Andy) Gray! (Gerard) Houllier!

(Mark X, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

nah, thats good

its close enough

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)

go on, say it...

'they all look the same anyway'... go on. you know you want to..

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tomdog, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

actually I was thinking

"cor, he's a bit nice, him,"...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

Did I remember to...

post this ebay thingy last night, or was i to tired...i really should have a method so i know when i am awake and when i *think* i am awake.

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:31, archived)

if you assume you're awake all the time

nobody will ever know when you're wrong

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)

It represents the hopelessness

forced apon us, from the very begginging

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EvS, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)

my god

thats a disgusting looking kitten. where on earth did you find that and how do i kill it?

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:37, archived)

woo yay

by the way.

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:41, archived)

meanie

that's a lovely kitten

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:50, archived)

sorry but no ,its not

its very very ugly

and meanie?... right...

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)

but it's tiny!

look at its ickle paws and its fizzy fur and its confuddled ickle face! it's lovely!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

you're the twelve year old right?

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

Amazing how much lager he can shift...

...for a twelve year old.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

ah, k

dunno where i got that idea..

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)

welll... he did claim to be 12 earlier...

..but only for comedy purposes.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

ah, thats right

knew i'd seen that somewhere. i was thinking its not that appropriate a site for a 12 year old.... i'm not sure its appropriate even for me!

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)

and i thought he had

an amazing grip on language for a 12 yr old witht he irony call.

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)

me pologise

for confusion caused. me sorry.

me watch pie again. pie goooood

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

it is lovely

aw lovely little fluffy kitten. whats that you say? meow? aaaaaaww! how sweet. who's a clever kitty witty. yes you are. yes!

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weebl Mashed farts, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)

those eyes though

the eyes, the eyes....

black, black bottomless pits

(matt'twam'asi, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

yay!

weebl agrees with me!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)

you're almost as fluffy

How could I not agree?

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weebl Mashed farts, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:27, archived)

That kitten is cute.

I am the expert; the argument ends here.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)

it looks

like it's been through a tumbledryer, or been electrocutededd...

(matt'twam'asi, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)

looks like the person holding it

has got a Van Der Graph generator in his/her other hand.

Either that cat is tiny, or those hands are shovel sized.

(Mighty Llama, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

good

turn it all the way up and watch the ball of fur fry!

(joannie, Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

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