
masters of the universe, aparantly...
Very Strange
scroll down the page, click the links, especially the 101 things one.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:36,
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Very Strange
scroll down the page, click the links, especially the 101 things one.

super great smashing!

in fact you can be the first to be
awarded my new wooyay!
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:17,
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in fact you can be the first to be
awarded my new wooyay!

with a red hot poker if that aint absolutely fuckin stunning!
no, don't - please!
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:17,
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no, don't - please!

as ever.
You da man.
Love the way that the voice is getting more incomprehensible every time...
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:19,
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You da man.
Love the way that the voice is getting more incomprehensible every time...

that's the funniest thing i've ever seen
many woos and yays to you, sir
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:25,
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many woos and yays to you, sir

super soldier weebl, the below doesnt have the woo or yay in it, but it still counts.

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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:32,
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david kronenbourg and chris morris, itll come , itll come.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:37,
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funniest and strangest thing I have ever seen
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:34,
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to have done that to your pustuling foot Koit, but the piggie below put me up to it(that plus the fact that I got this pic in the mail today)
:) soz!
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:45,
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:) soz!

i love you. i do, you know, i really do...
And this year's award for best use of the word "blimey!" goes to: (drumroll) Mr weebl!!
[edit] so good, in fact, that I just had to play them all again. DAMN, that's good.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:28,
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And this year's award for best use of the word "blimey!" goes to: (drumroll) Mr weebl!!
[edit] so good, in fact, that I just had to play them all again. DAMN, that's good.

ba dum tsh!
\apologises and leaves.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:31,
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\apologises and leaves.

you're right... bum, I forgot about that.
Well, they can share the podium.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:36,
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Well, they can share the podium.

mike's gotta be in there with his big adventure animation
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:29,
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when my friend, who doesn't really go on the internet, and who has postively never heard of b3ta or weebl, said to me, in a very similar voice:
"you have pie? pie is goooooo, me like pie" and later "bring pie"
coincidence or just random occurence?
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:41,
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"you have pie? pie is goooooo, me like pie" and later "bring pie"
coincidence or just random occurence?

had to have pie this morning. Mmmmmmm pie. Pie gooooood.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:54,
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Possibly not at over a quid a throw, no. Have to bring own pie!
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:06,
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hate to see good pie go to waste. Whats the music in your things? sounds like autechre or sumfink.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:44,
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is on Mr Scruff's album Keep It Unreal - every home should have a copy.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:50,
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That soon he would be on my plate, helping my body heal that wound.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:34,
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wanna be the latest b3tan to be exhibited in the PaintMash?
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:10,
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sorry. You can use it if you want though.
I will do you a proper MSPaint paintmash thingy soon though, I promise...
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:18,
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I will do you a proper MSPaint paintmash thingy soon though, I promise...

it looks like it was done in paint and has that handmade quality to it
it's here
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:20,
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it's here

I will do you a proper paint drawing too though, I promise.
I don't think fake IDs are pointless, for people who 'need' them... I was just taking the piss out of a chancer who fancied making money out of b3tan's 'tatoshop abilities.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:04,
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I don't think fake IDs are pointless, for people who 'need' them... I was just taking the piss out of a chancer who fancied making money out of b3tan's 'tatoshop abilities.

and, when prompted for id, showed an under-16 bus pass
they served him...
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:19,
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they served him...


Really - I have too much spare time...

The cows look like they've got novelty googly eyes wot move around when you shake the card up and down!
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:17,
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Am attempting to make amusing pictures with photoshop...(and failing miserably)
... but it won't let me save it as a jpeg, only as a photoshop doc.. any ideas how to get
round this.. am using PS 5.0 LE, I know its old but it came free with my scanner :)
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:02,
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... but it won't let me save it as a jpeg, only as a photoshop doc.. any ideas how to get
round this.. am using PS 5.0 LE, I know its old but it came free with my scanner :)

someone pick a number between 1 and 83... I'll fire up the ftp...
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:01,
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all yours here
Don't blame me if these are shit... some are sound effects, a lot are kinda sci-fi synthwank as far as I can see... haven't listened to much yet...
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:07,
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Don't blame me if these are shit... some are sound effects, a lot are kinda sci-fi synthwank as far as I can see... haven't listened to much yet...

...38 secs, "Synthesizer sweep effect to bass chord, static"
ici
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:15,
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ici

27 secs, "robotic, electronic effects"
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:17,
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didnt sound much like my landing...
more my box room...
weird house this
[edit] telemetry is good though
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:19,
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more my box room...
weird house this
[edit] telemetry is good though

..."Corporate HQ".
Probably as a big opening to something which is then fabulously crap...
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:24,
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Probably as a big opening to something which is then fabulously crap...

on the beginning of a pron film.
just when Spoot productions logo appears.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:33,
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just when Spoot productions logo appears.

er...
no.
"Jim Long" wants you to ask permission...
I've got 83 tracks of this shit.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:43,
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no.
"Jim Long" wants you to ask permission...
I've got 83 tracks of this shit.

crazyy, looks something out of that basement jaxx video.
dont forget The Day Today at 10.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:00,
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dont forget The Day Today at 10.

my money was always on lennox though
otters just aint got the stamina.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:06,
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otters just aint got the stamina.

I have in my hands a fab CD borrowed from one of my colleagues (who thought that since it was weird, I would like it. Curiously Prescient.)
It's from 1985, and it's called "Production Elements Disc 3", from the "Firstcom Digital Production Library", from Firstcom, "A Division of Jim Long Companies Inc".
It's got 83 tracks, varying from "Acceleration" through "Space Drama", "Impact", "Computer Work", "Jungle", "Tampa Vice", "Antartica", "Secret Message", "Percolator", "Corporate HQ" and "Haze", to the doubtless glories of "Space City" ("Bell effects over static bed, builds to end")
I'm ripping the whole damn disc now...
Who wants some weird effects?
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:45,
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It's from 1985, and it's called "Production Elements Disc 3", from the "Firstcom Digital Production Library", from Firstcom, "A Division of Jim Long Companies Inc".
It's got 83 tracks, varying from "Acceleration" through "Space Drama", "Impact", "Computer Work", "Jungle", "Tampa Vice", "Antartica", "Secret Message", "Percolator", "Corporate HQ" and "Haze", to the doubtless glories of "Space City" ("Bell effects over static bed, builds to end")
I'm ripping the whole damn disc now...
Who wants some weird effects?

a old bbc Dr Who sound effects tape, but i gave to a mad dr who friend of mine
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:54,
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Body parts being fed into wood chipper?
I've got this great idea for lumpy!
:D
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:54,
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I've got this great idea for lumpy!
:D

Look! There's nothing there!

edit: karnt spel 2nite
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:40,
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edit: karnt spel 2nite

stumbled across a new glass cock phenomenon
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:46,
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Palster indicates "Blood Vessle not found"
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:48,
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that you all work harder to produce even more photoshopped goodness for me to laugh at. hop to it.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:36,
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But I cannot think of anything to draw/photoshop/munt.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:38,
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surely that can throw something up.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:40,
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won't you?
homepage.eircom.net/~fuzzbucket/google/
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:41,
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homepage.eircom.net/~fuzzbucket/google/

by a load of timelapse pics of a room.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 22:06,
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you may not have made that comment :)
but I am still clucking over satuday. I may never get over it.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:42,
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but I am still clucking over satuday. I may never get over it.

"if you can't be arsed to hummus, you might as well have a barclays" :)
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:06,
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i shall reserve that for future use (not least because most people won't know what i'm talking about)
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:10,
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appears to have a throbbing purple head. And his face is quite flushed too...
(Goodness me, did I just type that?)
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:32,
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(Goodness me, did I just type that?)

what kind of soup is that? looks like pond muck and fishie bits of yucky...nice fly, very handsome fellow.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:24,
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Okonomiyakiya and Monjayakiya are also recommended if you
want to cook by yourself and eat one of the Japanese
traditional food. It takes more time to make Okonomiyaki /
Monjayaki than you expect but time flies when making
it with your friends.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:37,
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want to cook by yourself and eat one of the Japanese
traditional food. It takes more time to make Okonomiyaki /
Monjayaki than you expect but time flies when making
it with your friends.

Teaching Me Flash (Ahaaaaar).
Total Waste of their time!
New Window Clicky
It may be dull but it works!
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:20,
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Total Waste of their time!
New Window Clicky
It may be dull but it works!

satan's reach is nearer
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:27,
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Actually I'm a physics Lab Technician at a 6th form College
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:28,
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I'f we could grow them brains don't you think we would?
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:31,
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getting the buttons to work huh? yea, Im more intersted in making things move around a lot. Cutey.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:31,
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They covered the the "moving Stuff Around" they didn't dare try the "making buttons do stuff" Thats what I was trying to figure out.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:35,
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its way easier to learn than flash 5 was I reckon, if you would like it I could messenger you a cracked copy? And I have some tutorials that are pretty good.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:39,
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Its MUCH better (easier) than Flash 5. I Have broadband downloaded the trial and cracked it in under 20 minutes
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:46,
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You can add a drum roll tho that gag!
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:49,
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not to miss a minute of the chelsea flower show...

mind yourself on the aerials though m8
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:18,
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mind yourself on the aerials though m8

After that I'd probably watch some pron
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:22,
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a remote control on the other leg
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:24,
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sorry m8, first tv image i came across on google, well actually the first non tranny one.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:28,
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Backwards is Norp. I'm drunk. Any Oxford B3tans out tonight? I'm off to the Brickworks then probably Shark end.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:37,
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i said, "i might say ace", cos i didn't think real scousers did
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:56,
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i don't actually know what scousers do say... i say "wicked" a lot, but i picked that up from my southern connections
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 21:18,
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2 points
1-you can get a real nus with fake info on it for 6 quid instead of ten
2-add things like official press cards or things like that, the type of card that get you privaledges and preferential treatment at venues and events
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:16,
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1-you can get a real nus with fake info on it for 6 quid instead of ten
2-add things like official press cards or things like that, the type of card that get you privaledges and preferential treatment at venues and events

says 'woo!' and 'yey!' every now and again playing across the river?
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:00,
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a chorus of 400 french nuns are being flown in to chant 'woo' and 'yay' as boats go past.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:05,
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i stand corrected
what will the nuns be wearing? will furtive be there?

ready to go Koital
www.misteralfie.com/chickenlove.mp3
woo and yay to you good sir.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:50,
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www.misteralfie.com/chickenlove.mp3
woo and yay to you good sir.

no offence but some of the tunes are a bit samey
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:24,
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ah ah ah ah ah lol
Nearly filled a cd with em.
[edit] and kudos to you misteralfie for being mine host.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:55,
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Nearly filled a cd with em.
[edit] and kudos to you misteralfie for being mine host.

Lyrics are by a chap called Thomas Hennessy..........I had to change em a fair bit (sorry Thomas)
Big thanks to Misteralfie for hosting.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:57,
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Big thanks to Misteralfie for hosting.

i love chickens, they make me laugh.... ~~~
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:12,
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(sorry if this makes you itchy)

Either them ants are big or I am a very small person........you decide.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:51,
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and i'll shop 'em.
I'm building up my courage to work on that evil fly at the moment.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:55,
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I'm building up my courage to work on that evil fly at the moment.

SOUPERMAN!

God that was a crap joke...
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:47,
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God that was a crap joke...

but thank god for pob who came out there with me.
I loved your TV show btw pob.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:53,
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I loved your TV show btw pob.

when i ran out of phlegm to start the show with
lol
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:20,
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lol

love it. In fact, tis souper.

think im overusing this woo
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 20:10,
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think im overusing this woo

So you'll probably never see this, but you just made me laugh more than I have done for ages.
Admittedly, I'm stoned and happy to begin with.
Saved for the favourites archive I still intend to make some day.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 23:40,
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Admittedly, I'm stoned and happy to begin with.
Saved for the favourites archive I still intend to make some day.

dont do well, my manservant Kwaai is becoming increasingly lax of late and I would have no qualms at all in replacing him with an egregious Suzi.
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Mon 10 Jun 2002, 19:51,
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a bob the builder enthusist be considered twisted?
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