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I wish...

...I'd found this yesterday

www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php

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R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:21, archived)

why don't they have a fur suit sex website

for straight people?
I think I'd enjoy that, I'm afraid to say.

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zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)

There do its called bestiality.com :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:22, archived)

I have something

not the same but smaller and better, go and get a cuddly hand puppet from the toy shop and use it for massage, (without oil)mmmmmmmm fluffy

mine's a skin swimming shark

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)

There's a cartoon furry pr0n site

which turns up on randimaginator every once in a while - damned if I have the addy at work tho...

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:30, archived)

Make one.

You've just spotted the gap in the market.

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Craymen, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:09, archived)

one of the most hilarious things

i have ever read in my life over at www.oxide-neutrino.com/2stepzahead/ on their messageboard.

(J R Hartley, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)

what part?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:21, archived)

all of it

. september this year. de tink dey is soo bad claat, aye innit.

(J R Hartley, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:29, archived)

Down, down, deeper and down....

(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)

woo

yay

(RowdsterDelux, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:18, archived)

I would.

but maybe only just SFW. maybe make it a clicky?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)

lovely shadow

..... great tits as well :)
Bovine, surely a comment from you about this?

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:21, archived)

Hmmmmmm,

I have studied this picture and come to this conclusion.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:25, archived)

that's what I was after

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)

I want to

lick her pussy. That is all

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:22, archived)

nice and subtle

that's what I like.

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)

aye

no need for subtelty, I just want to do that.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:26, archived)

how do you know she has a cat?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:35, archived)

oh come on

you're better than that. :)

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:43, archived)

no i can't really

have in hummus block at the moment.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:46, archived)

ok then

I wanna snuffle in her cunt
how's that ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:51, archived)

sounding a bit

too desperate, try wooing her with a nice meal and a bottle of fine wine, then back to yours for coffee and barry white music, then with the lights dimmed make you move.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:00, archived)

great

tracts of land

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:23, archived)

hehehe

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:25, archived)

lar

verley

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youknowyouloveit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:26, archived)

She's a fucking work of art innit.

How come fantastic chicks are NSFW but violence is ok? Sometimes I want to go and live in Palestine.

But then again, I'm a raving mental arab.

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:26, archived)

no its true

I agree, surely fancying women is less harmful to society than our violent pics.....but hey.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:32, archived)

Out of the corner of your eye

(which is what bosses would see as they walk past), a building on fire, or thora hird on fire or summat looks like a building, or a person... A scantily dressed woman however, looks like a fisting orgy...hence the sack...

The human brain is a wonderful thing :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:34, archived)

I understand the logic,

I just think it's wierd. Besides if this site had the 'sexy image' ban lifted it would fuck the whole thing up.

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routine has perfected burgers, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:38, archived)

Spaz conversation inspired :-)

[edit] they do exactly what it says on the box

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Wikkid!

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:20, archived)

soup

herb

kind regards
moist fumblings
all the best
say hello to the wife
many thanks
lots of love
regards

dave(big, daft)

regards

x

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big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:23, archived)

I might try out these Sugar Piss'

I'm sick of Hovis piss-smelling thick cut.

(wanbo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)

Safety fist

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:15, archived)

why are there no ashtrays in barrymore's house?

he puts fags out in the pool

b'dum!

(RowdsterDelux, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)

jeez

he throws all his fags in the pool

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:44, archived)

OK everyone who put spaces and/or other characters

in their usernames yesterday and now can't log in or change their name
add a reply to this specifying what you want your name to be
and I'll see what I can do about it. OK?

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chthonic, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:11, archived)

johnvile

thanks a lot man

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)

Sorry to be a burden

but I can't stay logged in at all - getting no cookies from b3ta (or 64.246.28.104 which I have to use at work it's blocked...)

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)

Not sure why that is happening

have you shut down all your browser windows, deleted the cookies etc etc?

I did your name as all lowercase - is that correct?

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:23, archived)

wierd shit

I (chthonic) posted that one :)
Something wierd going on.

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chthonic, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:25, archived)

Well, I have an uppercase 'F'

but not to worry - I'll restart NT in case it's being a spazzer about settings or something - bbiab.
Ta
Regards,
FB

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:36, archived)

Nope -

still logging me out.

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:44, archived)

testing

am i back?

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:28, archived)

thank god it works.

your a star and I love you
thank you very much

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:30, archived)

Safety First

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)

Naaaa

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:15, archived)

hahahaha

the bint.

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)

talentless

ugly as sin dappy BINT..

do you mind?

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)

Why

do i always get my ideas out of competition time? :*(

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)

class

I love the Easter Island heads

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:15, archived)

shell gibson?

AAAAgh....no shell, please, i get that at work.
BTW; what is the real film, I've never heard of it..

(DeGremlin, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:20, archived)

The Carebag

never made it past trials

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)

aww

I guess people kept crashing so they could enjoy the comfort :)

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)

ur going

people died in car accidents, your post is a bit insensitive

(garry, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:21, archived)

I was checking my email this morning..

sorry. very sorry.

(99pPasta, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)

safety first

sorry if this is too big, couldnt find an approx max size..

(garry, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:07, archived)

the lift is here

going down?

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:08, archived)

i think u know the way...

(nylz, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:11, archived)

i think

its a great idea.. i wonder how many executives working at the top of tall buildings have parachutes now..

(garry, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)

might i offer

my spaz

v nice work

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aubergene, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)

We must send you to hell.

We wish you the best of luck for the future.
Kindest Regards,
Fuzzbucket

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:12, archived)

Ding Dong - Gate 23a now boarding

(Mattyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:13, archived)

I thought about that, seriously.

Or the other one, was metal spheres you could get in, with an air supply in there, and filled up with that expanding styrofoam. So when the tower/building/whatever is falling down, all the little balls roll away to safety, where the emergency services can just open them up and let the people out.

No? OK. /coat

(MrMessiah, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:23, archived)

Do you think

photos which show REAL people dying are funny?

Got any good ones of your relatives karking it at hospital we can photoshop?

Got one of your grandfather having a heart attack we could all have a good laugh at?

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itwontbeeasy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:43, archived)

well...

pretty funny yeah

(garry, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:47, archived)

WTC Parachutes

I totally agree. This is sick. If you find this amusing you might as well be with Osama Bin Laden.

(HubschHuhn5, Sat 28 Sep 2002, 19:28, archived)

in the same vein

(mobiustrip44, Wed 25 Sep 2002, 17:57, archived)

I'm so bored.

This is the only way i can post to b3ta (through flibz) and i cant even see what replies are made. DAMN YOU, SCHOOL FILTERING SYSTEM!
________________________
Posted by stephk via

(b3ta m3ss3nger, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:02, archived)

so you won't know if I call you names?

you DUBERRY,
DUNKLEBUM,
RABBITDUMPER,
LOLLYPOPPING TWONKTASTIC TILE!
kind regards

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:04, archived)

you forgot

kind regards...

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new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:04, archived)

Gotta send that to a mate of mine working in the US!!!! :)

Damn forgot he died when the WTC went down.

TWAT

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)

*points up*

did you reply to the wrong post?

Warmest smotherings
new_matt

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new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:14, archived)

and again

(LazyBastard, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:59, archived)

indeed!

(nylz, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:07, archived)

Yes

yes and yes

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Devious ...what?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:10, archived)

Woo!

That reminds me of something I didn't make, but which I consider very useful for future reference.

(not the Real Ultimate Power site)

(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:11, archived)

Protect your mind!

(brainflakes, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:56, archived)

heh

I like that a lot.

front page that fool!

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zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:01, archived)

genie

arse!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Like it.

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)

brill

iant
!

(RowdsterDelux, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)

*coff*

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Devious ...what?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:50, archived)

very good

idea

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:53, archived)

i am

loving this!!! nice one

(Mutey, Mon 23 Sep 2002, 19:42, archived)

Back laterz ppl

Sadly I must clean my desk as the postits are winnign their campaigne to desk dominancy!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)

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