Make Cute Things Ugly
This week's challenge is to take the loveliest, cutest things you can find and make them hideously ugly. Easy. See the entries »
Misunderstood Dialogue
This week's task is to take a famous line from a film, TV show, play or book, misunderstand it for comic effect, and show the result! Challenge suggested by The Hedgehog From Hell. See the entries »
Monkeys!
Everybody go ape, for it's a One Word Challenge: Monkeys! Suggested by Bourbon Fox. See the entries »
Unusable Stock Photos
A list of unusable stock photos has been doing the rounds. But WE can use them. Right? Let's see your comedy creations, combining ONLY the images from that page. Extra kudos for removing the watermarks. Challenge suggested by Michael Ellis. See the entries »
The Right To Parody
A law supporting the right to parody is being considered by our nation's lawmakers, and the good people at righttoparody.co.uk are lobbying on your behalf. Get behind them by producing images to support the campaign. See the entries »
The Jubilee Stamp
A series of special stamps will be released throughout 2012 to mark the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. They'll be shite. Your job is to design some magnificent alternatives. Challenge suggested by The Twisted Omentum. See the entries »
More Hats
Time for a return visit to a b3ta classic: it's a one-word challenge, suggested by E Dubya and voted for by you. What is it? It's HATS. Go mental. See the entries »
A James Bond Christmas
It's almost Christmas, and we're celebrating by asking you to fire up Photoshop and show us Christmas in the world of Bond... James Bond. Challenge suggested by Manic. See the entries »
Nasa
This week's challenge is to boldly go where no man has been before, and 'shop NASA's extensive photo archive. Moon stuff. Space ships, etc. Source material here. See the entries »
Wilfully Misinterpreted Acronyms
This week's challenge is to wilfully misinterpret acronyms: make your mark on the English language by making up new meanings for old ones, or come up with new, fiendishly clever examples. The world will thank you. See the entries »
Spoons
This week's challenge is an elegant, simple, one-word affair: Spoons. Your job is to celebrate their magnificence. Challenge inspired by Smash Monkey. See the entries »
Misplaced Props
This week's challenge is very straightforward: take a prop from one film, and insert it hilariously/inappropriately/cleverly into another. Challenge suggested by Drunken Miss Hopeless. See the entries »
Colour The Lizard
This week's challenge comes from the very earliest days of b3ta. Your mission is simply to colour the lizard, in as spectacular a fashion as possible. You'll find a larger version of the lizard pic here See the entries »
Population Challenge
Earth's population has reached seven billion, which is rather too much. This week's challenge is to devise a solution to reduce the numbers, using only the power of Photoshop. See the entries »
The b3ta City
If b3ta were a real metropolis, what would we expect to see and do there? What would the buildings look like? And the inhabitants? Answers, please, in the form of this week's challenge, as suggested by Bourbon Fox. See the entries »
News into Computer Games
Take any story from the news and turn it into a fun game. Thanks to Monkeon for the idea. See the entries »
What Would Jesus Do?
Imagine Jesus solving the ordinary problems of the modern world. Getting a place on the tube, putting together an Ikea desk or trying to cook up a reasonable meal when there's bugger all in the fridge. What would Jesus do? See the entries »
If Dinosaurs Were Still Alive
Imagine if Dinosaurs were still alive... The meat counter at Tescos might have more variety, a walk in the forest might be a bit scary but at least the safari parks would be fun. Our ideas are shit this is why it's a challenge for you. See the entries »
Steve Jobs RIP
OK. We've also opened a side challenge to collect all the images that are inevitably going to come our way as basically the most famous computery person has died. Seems a shame not to collect them. See the entries »
Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise
Merchandise for films that normally wouldn't have merchandise. The Last Tango in Paris Butter Dish, Se7ev Happy Meal Jack in a Box. Titanic bath toy. Oh you can do better, and that's why this is a challenge. See the entries »