Making NSFW SFW/ Safe for kidz
Censored pr0n ? Kind of like: i62.photobucket.com/albums/h97/pokeystockman/zzcensoredporn.gif

Or been done ?
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:04, Reply)

Animals made out of food

( first inch is the worst! has lumps of it round the back!, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:39, Reply)

Similar to this weeks compo...
Bizarre offspring: What would Boris and Ken's offspring look like? (if indeed it were possible).
(Guff McFlange Exercise gives you AIDS - Jogging... Bad AIDS., Wed 14 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Micro bastard robbery wheels! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:22, 3 replies)

You're fired
Make layoffs funny.
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Tue 13 May 2008, 21:03, Reply)

Jonathan King
He's an occasional visitor to the wonderous b3ta, so fire up photoshop and share the love in this JK 'tribute' challenge...

*Hears the ominous sound of thunder and the wailings of a thousand lawyers waiting in the wings in the far distance - I'm not being serious here, don't click it, no don't. DON'T! You know what happened with the Prince challenege
( The Great Architect has Wii: has aching arm, Tue 13 May 2008, 16:56, 1 reply)

Real Life song Titles

Going to hit the highway like a Bat out of Hull!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/7398607.stm
( Wobbly Bloke is putting the "Rain" in Birdbrain, on, Tue 13 May 2008, 16:36, Reply)

A world without religion
Professional fuckwit Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor has been in the news this week saying that there's not enough religious influence in government and we're in danger of turning into the fourth reich as a result.* But what do you think a world without religion would be like? Photoshop the results, or just make Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor look like a tit.**

* presumably he forgot that Hitler did everything he did with the Vatican's blessing. Pope Pius XII even had a special mass every year for the fuhrer's birthday
** all right then, more of a tit
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Missing Sex
Classic films, classic literature, comics, cartoons, fairy tales, polite conversation - they all have one thing in common: missing sex. But why this fear of a Cary Grant that eats Audry Hepburn's ass on the first date? Of a Witch who magically adds a penis to Repunsle to roger her senseless with? Of speaking bluntly about Mr. Remington down the street who keeps just one, solitary sheep in his back yard when in the presence of grade school children?

Please shop, animate or draw an a world without the social mores.
( hanke full of ants, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:12, Reply)

If everything (commercials/ads/(movie) posters/newspapers/..) was Ronseal
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Imagine the fun!


( c_kick ™ just discovered The Bird & The Bee: wow, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:40, 4 replies)

Boris' Reign Of Terror!
How will Boris Johnson solve Londons problems? What plans does he have for the capital, and what will be left of the place when his time is through?
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:25, Reply)

age progression.
we've all seen those 'child missing' handbills with pics of the bratlets as they appeared when they were taken/kidnapped/eaten and pics of them as they would appear in the present, often many years later.

what will some of our contemporaries who've not gone missing look like in ten or fifty years? age them and show us all.

for some tips, click here.
( postbear has repurposed the prune douche, Wed 7 May 2008, 6:39, Reply)

LEGO - With no photoshopping
Anything goes - As long as its made from LEGO its allowed
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:39, Reply)

Reality TV
But useful. For example "How do you solve a problem like rapidly rising basic food prices in Asia?" and "I'm a Celebrity, get me to resolve the Middle East crisis".
(sabre-tooth monkey has never even met your mum. I'm sure she's lovely, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:55, Reply)

Shakespeare
Bindun? The Bard offers infinite possibilities; the characters, the lines, the man himself etc.... "Now is the discount of our winter tents."
(thebigo, Sat 3 May 2008, 9:42, Reply)

Boris Johnson
Go wild with the bumbling buffoon's oh so hilarious visage. Please.
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Fri 2 May 2008, 10:50, Reply)

If b3ta were to be updated for the 21st century...
... what would it look like? How would it be done? And how many of its users would be crushed under the spiky wheels of progress?
( The Hedgehog From Hell has a mangina, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:16, Reply)

B3ta Collaboration 2008
Maybe potential for a 2 week challenge depending on what people could do, or how many people they wanted to work with.

Team up with another B3tan (or indeed a group of b3tans) and produce a collaborative effort on anything which allows you to share talents and skills.

Create a cartoon or funny image between you, or an animation, or make a video for /links.

The possibilities are endless.
( The Great Architect has Wii: has aching arm, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:20, 10 replies)

Invent new genitals
All the old favourite genitals have been worn out over the years by constant CDC's, innuendo and inaccurate thrusting...

Create some brand new gentials! such as the Mangina, the Venus Flycock, and the Prudent Investicles!
(Extinct Jesus Dossier failed his last IQ test, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Life in the carpet
We have seen various TV programmes showing us the dust mites, larvae, etc. that live in our carpets and beds - but what are these microscopic creatures really doing?
( Puromycin will probably be very stoned on, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:28, Reply)

How McDonalds and other fast food restaurants actually make their food
could make for an interesting (and stomach turning) experience.
(Scott_ish top hats make great bottom hats as well., Tue 29 Apr 2008, 19:50, Reply)

Anything-punk
Theres steampunk and dieselpunk, but there must be many more. Thatcheritepunk? stone-agepunk? Geriatricpunk?
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 15:53, Reply)

A london-centric challenge
YOU DIDN'T REALLY VOTE FOR BORIS DID YOU?
( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 10:22, Reply)

Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana celebrity pout
Prima donna mini-bimbo Miley Cyrus is all over the teeny bopper press because she doesn't like a softcore photograph of her by pro celeb photographer Annie Leibovitz.
Boo hoo hoo. Photoshop up some more pictures of the whiney pop princess that she won't like.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 20:00, Reply)

Che Guevara
everyone knows the lefty-student poster classic

muck it up proper
(Darth Vodka, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 8:49, Reply)

Lfestyles of the weird and famous
Rock star Bruce Dickenson has a professional pilot's license and flies his band Iron Maiden to concerts in a Boeing 757 jet.
Photoshop some other celebrities engaging in their own self-indulgent and extravagant hobbies.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 7:56, Reply)

If pets had jobs
and what they'd be good at. And not.
(kenriise a city of 160,000 in the eastern Democratic Republ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:03, Reply)

Uxbridge English Dictionary? As a tribute to Humph.
For those who don't know about the UED, here is what is said on Wikipedia:
"The panellists [of BBC Radio 4 Show 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'] must suggest alternative definitions for existing English words. For example, "lymph" has been redefined as "to walk with a lisp", or crackerjack has been said to be "a device for lifting biscuits". During one round of the game, Stephen Fry suggested that 'countryside' should mean 'to kill Piers Morgan'."
( clorey mcnuggety, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:28, 13 replies)

Inspired by this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7358089.stm

What would you have on yours? What would be relevant for various celebrities and so-called famous people?
( Mrs Trellis flunked flank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:03, 1 reply)

Fatties...

Everyones becoming fat....! Photoshop the impacts of fatties across the world...!
( glubglub should be working on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:42, Reply)