We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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Censored pr0n ? Kind of like: i62.photobucket.com/albums/h97/pokeystockman/zzcensoredporn.gif
Or been done ?
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:04, Reply)
Bizarre offspring: What would Boris and Ken's offspring look like? (if indeed it were possible).
(, Wed 14 May 2008, 16:45, Reply)
BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!


(, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:22, 3 replies)
He's an occasional visitor to the wonderous b3ta, so fire up photoshop and share the love in this JK 'tribute' challenge...
*Hears the ominous sound of thunder and the wailings of a thousand lawyers waiting in the wings in the far distance - I'm not being serious here, don't click it, no don't. DON'T! You know what happened with the Prince challenege
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 16:56, 1 reply)
Going to hit the highway like a Bat out of Hull!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/7398607.stm
(, Tue 13 May 2008, 16:36, Reply)
Professional fuckwit Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor has been in the news this week saying that there's not enough religious influence in government and we're in danger of turning into the fourth reich as a result.* But what do you think a world without religion would be like? Photoshop the results, or just make Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor look like a tit.**
* presumably he forgot that Hitler did everything he did with the Vatican's blessing. Pope Pius XII even had a special mass every year for the fuhrer's birthday
** all right then, more of a tit
(, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:12, Reply)
Classic films, classic literature, comics, cartoons, fairy tales, polite conversation - they all have one thing in common: missing sex. But why this fear of a Cary Grant that eats Audry Hepburn's ass on the first date? Of a Witch who magically adds a penis to Repunsle to roger her senseless with? Of speaking bluntly about Mr. Remington down the street who keeps just one, solitary sheep in his back yard when in the presence of grade school children?
Please shop, animate or draw an a world without the social mores.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 20:12, Reply)
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Imagine the fun!

(, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:40, 4 replies)
How will Boris Johnson solve Londons problems? What plans does he have for the capital, and what will be left of the place when his time is through?
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:25, Reply)
we've all seen those 'child missing' handbills with pics of the bratlets as they appeared when they were taken/kidnapped/eaten and pics of them as they would appear in the present, often many years later.
what will some of our contemporaries who've not gone missing look like in ten or fifty years? age them and show us all.
for some tips, click here.
(, Wed 7 May 2008, 6:39, Reply)
Anything goes - As long as its made from LEGO its allowed
(, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:39, Reply)
But useful. For example "How do you solve a problem like rapidly rising basic food prices in Asia?" and "I'm a Celebrity, get me to resolve the Middle East crisis".
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:55, Reply)
Bindun? The Bard offers infinite possibilities; the characters, the lines, the man himself etc.... "Now is the discount of our winter tents."
(, Sat 3 May 2008, 9:42, Reply)
Go wild with the bumbling buffoon's oh so hilarious visage. Please.
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:50, Reply)
... what would it look like? How would it be done? And how many of its users would be crushed under the spiky wheels of progress?
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:16, Reply)
Maybe potential for a 2 week challenge depending on what people could do, or how many people they wanted to work with.
Team up with another B3tan (or indeed a group of b3tans) and produce a collaborative effort on anything which allows you to share talents and skills.
Create a cartoon or funny image between you, or an animation, or make a video for /links.
The possibilities are endless.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:20, 10 replies)
All the old favourite genitals have been worn out over the years by constant CDC's, innuendo and inaccurate thrusting...
Create some brand new gentials! such as the Mangina, the Venus Flycock, and the Prudent Investicles!
(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:12, Reply)
We have seen various TV programmes showing us the dust mites, larvae, etc. that live in our carpets and beds - but what are these microscopic creatures really doing?
(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:28, Reply)
could make for an interesting (and stomach turning) experience.
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 19:50, Reply)
Theres steampunk and dieselpunk, but there must be many more. Thatcheritepunk? stone-agepunk? Geriatricpunk?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 15:53, Reply)
YOU DIDN'T REALLY VOTE FOR BORIS DID YOU?
(, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 10:22, Reply)
Prima donna mini-bimbo Miley Cyrus is all over the teeny bopper press because she doesn't like a softcore photograph of her by pro celeb photographer Annie Leibovitz.
Boo hoo hoo. Photoshop up some more pictures of the whiney pop princess that she won't like.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 20:00, Reply)
everyone knows the lefty-student poster classic
muck it up proper
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 8:49, Reply)
Rock star Bruce Dickenson has a professional pilot's license and flies his band Iron Maiden to concerts in a Boeing 757 jet.
Photoshop some other celebrities engaging in their own self-indulgent and extravagant hobbies.
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 7:56, Reply)
For those who don't know about the UED, here is what is said on Wikipedia:
"The panellists [of BBC Radio 4 Show 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'] must suggest alternative definitions for existing English words. For example, "lymph" has been redefined as "to walk with a lisp", or crackerjack has been said to be "a device for lifting biscuits". During one round of the game, Stephen Fry suggested that 'countryside' should mean 'to kill Piers Morgan'."
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:28, 13 replies)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7358089.stm
What would you have on yours? What would be relevant for various celebrities and so-called famous people?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:03, 1 reply)
Everyones becoming fat....! Photoshop the impacts of fatties across the world...!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:42, Reply)
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