Ryan Giggs eating figs with Biggs riding pigs wearing wigs watched by Johnny Briggs gathering twigs and Jonny Briggs building whirligigs out of thingamajigs

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 17:17, 1 reply, 14 hours ago)

Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs feat. Johnny Briggs - Figs in Wigs Gigs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jul 2025, 8:52, 1 reply, 2 days ago)

Johnny Briggs‘ Figs, Wigs and Pigs

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 21:07, 1 reply, 3 days ago)

Figs in Wigs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 10:54, 1 reply, 3 days ago)

Figs

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Jul 2025, 11:49, Reply)

Wigs

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Jul 2025, 17:54, Reply)

Get this right, squirrels yeah? And they have TITS, yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Jul 2025, 21:18, Reply)

James sub-Prime

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Jun 2025, 17:33, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

Change the first letter of a Beatles song to come up with a new Wings bandmate for Paul McCartney
Denny Laine's name sounded like one letter change away from the Beatles song Penny Lane, and he later formed the band Wings with Paul McCartney.

Now that he's dead (Laine, not McCartney - UNLESS HE IS) why not change the first letter of another Beatles song to invent a new Wings bandmate for Paul McCartney, and imagine what they look like via the image manipulation software of your choice. Maybe Paul is rocking out next to Cocky Raccoon, or Gay Tripper, or something even better that you can think of!

Print and send your completed entries to:
b3ta towers
London
W4N K3R

and if we show them on next week's programme, we'll refund your postage!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 21 May 2025, 13:33, Reply)

inappropriate mammaries

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:48, Reply)

Design the Queen Elizabeth Memorial
A final shortlist of designs for the national memorial to Queen Elizabeth II has been revealed by the government. We can do better than that!!! Give the girl the memorial she deserves!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 7 May 2025, 20:00, Reply)

inappropriate memorials

( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 5 May 2025, 13:50, Reply)

The Pope
Photoshop your favourite Pontiff into crazy situations
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 7:48, Reply)

Make a picture by typing "squirrels with tits" into ChatGPT

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 15:32, Reply)

Make a picture using art software on your computer.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Mar 2025, 14:02, Reply)

A portrait Donald Trump would be proud of
Since Trump doesn't like his new portrait that only makes him look about 25 years younger, how about creating a portrait that he would like- something along the lines of the NFT trading cards he was selling a couple of years ago.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 17:33, 1 reply, 4 months ago)

bald celebrities

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Tue 4 Mar 2025, 19:48, 2 replies, latest was 4 months ago)

Make everything fabulous.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 16:36, Reply)

Depeche Mode.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Feb 2025, 13:46, Reply)

Apparently there's to be a new Buffy the Vampire Slayer featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar
show us the reboots of tv shows and movies where the cast have aged by 28 years
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 7 Feb 2025, 11:37, Reply)

Make a funny image using only Amazon.com
Guide here
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:58, Reply)

Smegma

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Dec 2024, 14:04, Reply)

Celebrty Christmas Endorsements


They need to top up their bank balances this year. Who could put their name to what this Christmas?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 20:27, Reply)

Repost every picture you've ever shopped with Gregg Wallace.
Ninj's PC might explode, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:53, Reply)

Christmas songs/films with one letter changed
Hove Actually, Fanta Baby, It's a Wonderful Lice, Alf...
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 13:43, Reply)

Animals celebrating Christmas.

( tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 13:12, Reply)

The 'Real' Bond universe
The behind-the-scenes the Bond we DON'T see. Bond caught for speeding. Concrete not delivered for Blofeld's Missile Silo and Lair. The Henchmen Strike...
( Ninj, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:00, Reply)

New interpretations of TV Show / Movie names

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Mon 11 Nov 2024, 13:11, 1 reply, 8 months ago)

One word challenge: Smegging smeggy smeg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 16:34, Reply)

Design an album cover for Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster
Despite their celebrated Peel Session in 1983 (and their somewhat less celebrated Peel Session in 1997), and recording several albums' worth of material, IRUPD never managed to stay signed to a label long enough for any of it to see the light of day.

Right that wrong using the image manipulation software of your choice, and design an album cover for any of the unreleased IRUPD albums!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:00, 4 replies, latest was 8 months ago)