The Union Flag without Scotland


The BBC is looking at how the Union Flag would look should Scotland leave the UK. Shirley it is time for a comple re-model. Do yer stuff!!

edit apologies I defer to AnnaPhylaxis' suggestion below
( The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Fruit and Veg album covers
The Velvet Underground's Warhol banana is a classic cover. But what if other album covers featured fruit and veg?

Bonus points for real-world re-creations.
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:58, Reply)

A New Flag, or things falling out the sky, you choose.
There's been discussion about how a flag of the UK without Scotland in it would look www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25205017 . With or without, given we can even print pictures on fabric now, perhaps the UK flag does need updating. What should it look like to reflect today's Britain?

Or, if we're feeling gross, what thing falling out of the sky and landing on another thing would make you laugh the most?
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Take some stock photos
Make them scary
( sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Magazines that don't exist but ought to
Much like this.
www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/04/40-magazines-that-we-would-buy-immediately/
( sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:34, Reply)

If B3ta was run by Mods
Imagine an idyllic future where b3ta was still present, but it was actually run by mods in accordance with the FAQ, and not on personal whims. It might be a stretch, but show us how this might work with pictures.
(The Goderator sitting staring at her expensive sword, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:12, Reply)

B3ta needs a new pet
No one has seen the Polar Bear or Penguin in ages....
Maybe they buggered off?
Lets get b3ta a new pet
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Background Jokes
Take a famous image, and add something comical or interesting to the background, leaving the foreground as before. Or just add Freebase in a window.
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Special Edition Board Games
They always put out loads of new versions of old games for Christmas. But what ideas have they missed?
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Black Friday alternatives
Blue Tuesday. All websites show free porn.
( p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Celebrity paedophiles
There's loads of them now. Imagine if they had a job looking after children! Show us with photoshop, it'll be well lol.
( The Hedgehog From Hell sweeping statement, link to unreliable website, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:58, 1 reply, 3 days ago)

Insects
invent a new insect, or enlarge them to human-scale and see how they cope in our society
( ferret -> this space for rent <-, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 4:50, Reply)

please can we do turtles now?

( Ya What? Do I know what rhetorical means?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)

how about going back and listing all the ideas that came second in the weekly vote?
i bet there are some good ideas in there that got thrown away needlessly
( mictoboy page 4, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:46, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

Two word challenge "Upside Down"
(The mouth and eyes bandwagon has been quite fun)
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Sell the un-sellable
'Drowning - it's the only way to go!' 'Give your car a unique design with... RUST!' Pick something that nobody wants and create an advert for it.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Celebrity Cover Versions.
Awful celebrity cover versions are my favourite music genre, whether it be the cast of Allo Allo singing "Je t'aime" or that woman who couldn't drive singing "Driving in my car" and making us all laugh to number 54 in the chart.

But what other songs should famous people (or fictional characters) cover? Mock up the cover art / video frames / promotional material.
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:01, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

Things that go bump in the night
What are the creatures that make floorboards creak and curtains billow once the light is turned off?
( Shallows Smoke me a kipper, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)

SCIENCE! through the looking glass -
what if folklore, superstition, religion and general dunderheadedness had won out over SCIENCE! in our modern technology driven culture? how would we attempt to harvest energy? what products would be available and how would they be advertised? how would we be educated and employed? what would politics be like? what medicine would we take for what? laws? what media would we consume? steam driven laptops? what holidays would we celebrate? etc...
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 16:52, Reply)

in honor of Rob Ford, alcoholic crack head mayor of Toronto, what might the world be like if more municipal, religious and world leaders did MASSIVE DRUGS?
(Matty73, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Hull
is going to be the City of culture - photoshop Hull
( social hand grenade Get cape, wear cape, fall off horse, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Celebrity Headstones
fridgefreezer's suggestion is good, but i reckon it lacks scope. Design a celebrity's headstone (living or dead).
What would be the best memorial to Noel Edmonds, Charlie Chaplin, Barbara Woodhouse?
( mictoboy page 4, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:39, Reply)

What would Time Team find in the 23rd Century? could they identify a Thunderbird bottle top?

( Shallows Smoke me a kipper, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:54, Reply)

something something Dr Who
made out of Lego
( ferret -> this space for rent <-, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 4:19, Reply)

Books from the Bargain Bin
What books never made it to the top of the pile? Which ones are destined to languish beneath old Jeffrey Archer titles in the remainders bin in Oxfam?

Channel your inner Robin Ince and share your personal bad book collection.
( Amish Information Systems used to program in the olden days, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Design your headstone / funeral
Yeah, morbid I know but Atomic's graveyard scene got me thinking that boring old headstones and sad ceremonies could do with an update.

So, how would you like to go, be remembered, and what would you put on your headstone (other than TOAST (Text On A STone))?

...I'm now wondering if I could write a CDC-headstone into my will, but my other half would kill me.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

People of the past in the modern day
If famous people of the past were alive today, what would they be doing? How would they change the world again?
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Baz Luhrmanize
You know how Baz Luhrman likes to mix things up a bit. Yeah. That.
(dolphinwhisperer, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Delete the Past
Get to work in the Ministry of Truth and delete the past, just like the Conservatives did with their internet history.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:50, Reply)

Traffic Cones wearing statues as hats
The BBC beat me to my original suggestion:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-24925296
(CADmonkey even Rocky had a montage, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:38, Reply)