but dorothy, darling, i was doing the news

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 23:02, More)

insert some witty line involving something or other

(Chance1234 up for parole on, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 23:02, More)

"What? It's not my fault I didn't know you were black!"


/Repost
(__, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:59, More)

This competition is a terrible thing.
I have just made a black and white picture of Frazer standing outside his flat and I got as far as giving him a movable mouth before I realise that it's not reasonabled to post shit like that, but he must have known that he was invoking a bag of racist shit from the idiots?

I am one of the strongest defenders of the compos, but this one is ill conceived. It's like it was designed to produce a tirade of casual racism and make the board look like a bunch of inbred twats.

I feel disappointed. Those people who are trying to get it right are being drowned in a flood of shit jokes. I'm not opposed to a joke which relies on skin colour for it's humour, but for Christ's sake guys, come on.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:58, More)

Blargh

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:57, More)

Did someone call Bernard ?

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NO ?
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/ relurks
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( paranoiaman, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:56, More)

too obscure?

( octopus footwear raaa, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:46, More)

(moistness, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:43, More)

Makes Your Whites Blacker than Black!

(__, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:41, More)

first day of compo shite

( the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:41, More)

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:38, More)

Yer looking a bit pastey, Davey mun.

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:33, More)

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:32, More)

I am a lazy bastard...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:31, More)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:26, More)

Another Royal Blunder

(Checkinguponmeagain?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:24, More)

Now I realise my error
But only because this is a pearoast. I didnt actually know at the time I made this that the song was sung by Take That.



I'm proud of my mistake
(Skcone, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:20, More)

Well, we'd be able to see Ninajs coming a mile off


Oh fuck, it's bindun already.
(__, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:19, More)

I doubt many will get this,


but at least it's not just a negative image. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:17, More)

"They were here already, taking our jobs..."

( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:15, More)