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Modern Fairytales. The stories we read to kids are great, but they have dated somewhat. Update an existing tale or invent a new one to scare today's children with, illustrate it and put the results on the messageboard.
(Fri 4 Apr 2003, 12:43)
Madonna and child
Ahhhh, Bethlehem !
Ha, ha - Donkey ! Woosh, three chaps, very wise..
Ur, hurumpf boom ! Herod, nasty man.. Very large nose..
Virgin birth, virgin bloody birth.. I said to her, get a man in !
She bloody did !
Money lenders, WALKED ON WATER ! Had a very nice supper with some chaps..
Ended up nailed to a bloody cross, I'm afraid I was very, very, very drunk...
(
Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 17:08, More)
you're
a week late!
(
Lord_Munkee opened the Wrong Door and liked it very much, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 13:42, More)
And during the night the old leather jacket maker's shop was visited by
elves who crocheted and knitted woolen elbow patches onto all of his work.
BASTARDS!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 11:18, More)
And the Goblin King viewed the War of all Bandwagons via his
Goblin Teas Maid of Destiny
Fin
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 10:45, More)
Probably been done before
but what the hell....the old grey hummus ain't what she used to be
(
Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 10:31, More)
On the way to meet Little Red Riding Hood
Big Bad Wolf spotted his wildest culinary fantasy.
( Lukasm, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 8:57, More)
Anna Nicole Smith In....
Except in my book, she turns into a beautiful swan.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 5:33, More)
On closer inspection
it appears to be way past my bed time. Goodnight locals!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 2:05, More)
The Goblin King keeps one eye on the Goblin Babe and another on
The Goblin Teasmaid
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:23, More)
Someone's been stealing
my bandwidth...
And they've used it all up!
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 6 Apr 2003, 0:11, More)
The Modern Day Little Red Riding hood...(darn its hard to find KKK pictures...)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 23:59, More)
GOLDIE HOCKS THE THREE BEARS
(
we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 21:56, More)
The Emperor's
new clothes were a hit with his subjects
slightly nsfw click
(, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 20:50, More)
Modern Fairytales (This challenge is now closed)Modern Fairytales. The stories we read to kids are great, but they have dated somewhat. Update an existing tale or invent a new one to scare today's children with, illustrate it and put the results on the messageboard.
(Fri 4 Apr 2003, 12:43)
Madonna and child
Ahhhh, Bethlehem !
Ha, ha - Donkey ! Woosh, three chaps, very wise..
Ur, hurumpf boom ! Herod, nasty man.. Very large nose..
Virgin birth, virgin bloody birth.. I said to her, get a man in !
She bloody did !
Money lenders, WALKED ON WATER ! Had a very nice supper with some chaps..
Ended up nailed to a bloody cross, I'm afraid I was very, very, very drunk...
(
Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 17:08, More)
you're
a week late!
(
Lord_Munkee opened the Wrong Door and liked it very much, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 13:42, More)
And during the night the old leather jacket maker's shop was visited by
elves who crocheted and knitted woolen elbow patches onto all of his work.
BASTARDS!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 11:18, More)
And the Goblin King viewed the War of all Bandwagons via his
Goblin Teas Maid of Destiny
Fin
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 10:45, More)
Probably been done before
but what the hell....the old grey hummus ain't what she used to be
(
Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 10:31, More)
On the way to meet Little Red Riding Hood
Big Bad Wolf spotted his wildest culinary fantasy.
(
Lukasm, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 8:57, More)
Anna Nicole Smith In....
Except in my book, she turns into a beautiful swan.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 5:33, More)
On closer inspection
it appears to be way past my bed time. Goodnight locals!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 2:05, More)
The Goblin King keeps one eye on the Goblin Babe and another on
The Goblin Teasmaid
(, Sun 6 Apr 2003, 1:23, More)
Someone's been stealing
my bandwidth...
And they've used it all up!
(
bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 6 Apr 2003, 0:11, More)
The Modern Day Little Red Riding hood...(darn its hard to find KKK pictures...)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 23:59, More)
GOLDIE HOCKS THE THREE BEARS
(
we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 21:56, More)
The Emperor's
new clothes were a hit with his subjects
slightly nsfw click
(, Sat 5 Apr 2003, 20:50, More)
