Actually, I have blasted my trumpet at him..
Turkeys are weird. This guy has a long beard. His legs are about an inch in diameter. During the mating part of the year, just look at them weird and they run. They do this Kabuki kind of intermittently posing and strutting around, wings dragging in the dirt. And they do this low frequency thumping noise. I've been woken up to three of them all thumping away at the window.
I just can't get myself to grab the shotgun and make dinner out of him. I've vowed to enjoy his presence, giant turds and all.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:21,
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It sounds like you may have to sound your trumpet at him
having phoned a local haulage company with a crane, and moved your piano onto the roof the side of the house you are being plagued by this twitching monstrosity. The rest should be reasonably straight forward as the feathered chimaera returns to your glass doors. But it will be more satisfying as 'you sound the charge' watching a piano land on top of it
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 21:33,
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