"Terrified children at a Watford school were forced to evacuate the playground after a rampant squirrel caused havoc in the grounds."
^This should have been the headline
"The incident was a couple of weeks ago, since then we have not actually seen the squirrel."
Emm
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:27,
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Which means that monster
could be anywhere!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:30,
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spreading bubonic plague
and Ebo-rabies
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:43,
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As well as taking our jobs.
Bastard squirrels.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:48,
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They already turfed out our 'native' squirrels
who probably turfed out something else in time immemorial themselves
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:57,
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Waitaminute, "RAMPANT"?
Ok, where's JollyJack?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:39,
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