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This is a link post Bet you can't wait for summer now.
Crochet shorts
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're so going to clash with my leather waistcoat :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do I have this urge to attack them all with a super soaker
filled with piss?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post because that's your fetish?

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least it's not balloons

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm static shocks...

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how fireproof they are
Let's find out.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here are your peer reviewed tools of science:
A jerrycan of fuel, a supersoaker and a tazer.


As an aside:
In another time and place (Nice, summer, 15 years ago) a girlfriend had crochet bikini.
If you knew, you could guess in between the threads.
That thing would give me embarrassingly persistent hard-ons...
Having to stay on my towel tummy down would get tiring after a while.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect!
I've been looking for something to go with my knitted Y-fronts.

And knitted genitals.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was always the kid at school whose mum knitted these for swimming
made him look a bit Benny Hill once they were full of water.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 25 Jan 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a complete Crossroads Benny.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 18:23, , Reply)