Here are your peer reviewed tools of science:
A jerrycan of fuel, a supersoaker and a tazer.
As an aside:
In another time and place (Nice, summer, 15 years ago) a girlfriend had crochet bikini.
If you knew, you could guess in between the threads.
That thing would give me embarrassingly persistent hard-ons...
Having to stay on my towel tummy down would get tiring after a while.
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