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This is a link post Space Raptor Butt Invasion, for Kindle.
Does pretty much exactly what it says on the tin.

(Not exactly NSFW, but moderately risqué, shall we say.)


 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 23 Sep 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Adblocked, because my boss can see my screen

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the works of Chuck Tinthebin
Geddit??!!?!!!??!!!?!
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post look for his other books

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, right.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuck Tingle seems a rather prolific writer.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What's "not exactly NSFW" about images that look like gay porn?
Would you want to have to explain that to your HR department because I sure as fuck don't.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ^works with homophobes

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Works at a company where viewing any form of porn is Gross Misconduct.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't click it then?
Unless you're talking about the preview image, in which case you are a nun AICMFP.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Its about as pornographic as a deli counter
The preview is as 'strong' as it gets.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post So enough to give David Cameron a chubby at least?

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, the image is plainly not porn
unless you have a particularly broad definition of the word.

HR is more likely to worry about the amount of time you spend on b3ta at all, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand why this is a tricky concept
I work in an open-plan office where occasional personal internet usage is allowed, provided it doesn't interfere with your work, and doesn't contravene the standard policies regarding acceptable usage.

Viewing websites with photos of semi-naked men, emblazoned with the words "Butt Invasion" does not count as acceptable use.

This site has a NSFW tag for posts for a reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And this picture was not NSFW, unless you are a nun.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed,
For gods sake, dont go on the argos website and look at garden furniture or paddling pools...

The porn police will have your work on lockdown, and your PC impounded.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And from there...
'What does NSFW mean?

This means 'Not Safe for Work' or in other words it's porn'
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Selective quote is selective.
The full quote gives the exact opposite position (emphasis mine):

"This means 'Not Safe for Work' or in other words it's porn. We like to keep b3ta free from any images which are, or could be mistaken as pornographic. Lots of employers take a dim view of people using their work computer to look at porn and in some places it can get you sacked on the spot."

I don't believe you're arguing honestly, I think you're just wasting my time.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you are wasting time
on this argument you lost a long time ago.

Your work not approving something, is not the same as NSFW.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post New person is not new.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hai

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 23 Sep 2015, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a man's naked torso.
Where the fuck do you work, Saudi Arabia's Ministry of Morality?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Sep 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of upset in here
I had to block it because my boss got a stonk on and took out the guy's eye next to me with his huge erect cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds HAWT.
Can you write a story about that, please? With raptors in it too, obvs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Sep 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post defo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 16:22, Reply)