Mouth around penis in bathroom. Not a George Michael or B3ta Bristol Bash story.
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Not for the faint of heart.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:05,
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That's nothing.
I wanked into a cloth that had previously been soaked in Brasso once. I didn't think the dried up traces of Brasso would be of much consequence.
5 minutes later my bellend had completely lost all moisture and had swelled to the size of a golf ball.
The sheer panic from witnessing this, the horrible pain that accompanied it and the genuine belief my penis was about to explode into a tattered bloody mess was utterly terrifying.
That news report is just a nasty case of getting caught in the zipper!
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That'll teach you not to polish your knob.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:41,
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Is /links where QOTW has gone to die?
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Wed 25 May 2016, 22:09,
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talking of porn is that a giant cock down there \/
do you think that he said to his wife before he wwhent toilet that he was going to syphon the python?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 25 May 2016, 21:29,
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