Bit of an extreme way to lose weight, innit?
Sorry but that's the best I can come up with - only usually make sick jokes behind people's backs.
Though it does remind me of a chap I knew who had a prosphetic leg after he lost one of his birth legs in a motorcycle accident. He continued to ride like a mad thing, and he told the tale of once when he managed to throw his bike down the road on the way to work. He slid down the road, and caught the prosthetic on a lamppost as he passed on his back at 50mph. The leg got whipped off, and bounced through a group of people at a bus stop. As two fainted and one threw up, he's back on his foot, pogoing after it shouting 'stop my leg'......
I have serious doubts whether it was true, but I heard hhim tell it several times and it always had us crying with laughter.
So there is a sunny side!
Good luck with the healing.
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