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This is a normal post Like my gran said:
Men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. They just splash jizz all over their windows instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 May 2017, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post My gran had used a saying for most of her life, but one day, in her late 70s she suddenly realised what it meant:
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 May 2017, 9:06, , Reply)
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"...That's all well and good gran, but sometimes I like to put my penis in the mantelpiece"!!
 (AoxomoxoA, Fri 26 May 2017, 12:03, , Reply)