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This is a normal post 8. You're no longer allowed to pretend you care about the environment.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 9. Fuck it, just get a Nissan Armada, otherwise there's no way you'll be able to carry a child seat AND two bags of shopping.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post 10. Everyone you know on facebook absolutely, definitely wants to see photos of your child 30 times a day, every day, for the next 12 years.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post 11. Don't mess their heads up too much.
They get to choose your residential home...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Jun 2017, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no not too much,
but just enough
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 12. Kids are mini versions you
This can be to your advantage. It will also be your downfall
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 24 Jun 2017, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 13. If you're lucky enough to get a night alone at home after the whole birth thing ...
... have the most elaborate wank you can think of
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post You see? They just don't hand out this quality advice at the NCT classes.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 25 Jun 2017, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post 14. Those warnings on plastic bags that say "This is not a toy"
is a complete lie. My newborn would play with them for hours. I suspect Milton-Bradley or Hasbro has a hand in that propaganda.
 (I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 24 Jun 2017, 20:23, , Reply)