A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
However the odds of your sprog being a wizard are pretty slim.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:16,
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something about a wizard's sleeve
etc etc
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:46,
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Wizards are not circumcised?
Mind = Blown
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:33,
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I always shout "expecto patronum" when I cum
So you never know!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:53,
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You're a wizard Harry!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:52,
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