make her go on a long walk and eat lots of curry
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:47,
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Lots of people have suggested pineapple and sex.
But now my cock is chafed and my balls smell like Lilt :(
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:52,
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don't worry you wont need them for a while
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 11:57,
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Kid is 4 months.
Not seen bulldog eating custard in about 13 months.
My balls are about the same size as Peltor Optime III ear muffs.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 13:36,
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nevermind her, that's what he should be doing
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 14 Jul 2017, 12:01,
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