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This is a link post Out of control cement mixer surprisingly funny
Commentary makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a power float
not a cement mixer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *Beats chest*
*weeps*

*cuts open own stomach and offers up intestines as penance*
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *examines fingernails absently and ignores screams*

Sorry.

Concrete is a large part of what I do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God please don't bury me
have you met pcmechanic?
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK!



Is 'it' here?

(runs)
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You can run?
I thought it would be harder with cement shoes...
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post concrete.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Same thing
*whistles innocently*
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And thus I messed up...
Quote: "Although the terms cement and concrete often are used interchangeably, cement is actually an ingredient of concrete. Concrete is basically a mixture of aggregates and paste. The aggregates are sand and gravel or crushed stone; the paste is water and portland cement. Concrete gets stronger as it gets older. Portland cement is not a brand name, but the generic term for the type of cement used in virtually all concrete, just as stainless is a type of steel and sterling a type of silver. Cement comprises from 10 to 15 percent of the concrete mix, by volume. Through a process called hydration, the cement and water harden and bind the aggregates into a rocklike mass. This hardening process continues for years meaning that concrete gets stronger as it gets older. "

/pedant
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Another aficionado?

Not just Portland cement....You can blend with Pulverised Fly Ash (PFA) to give different curing times and strengths. A 70/30 PC/PFA is good for an RC40 mix, self-batched in a volumetric mixer.

Don't get me started on 'Free water' and 'fines'...


God, I'm dull.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait...
why did you correct him when he said cement shoes? You could make cement shoes. It might not have the same properties without some aggregate, but for the purposes of weighing someone down to drown them, as pcmechanic planned, it'd be perfectly suitable.
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you Dexter?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *seethes*

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Seethe ye not!
You were correct! No pointy sharp things for you - THIS time...
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Mutley!
Do something!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did he start masturbating at the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Why wouldn't you start masturbating?
*wanks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Why wait till the end of such a thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That had no right to be funny.
But it was. Surprised this isnt a bigger meme.

There could have easily been a more mundane version where they follow correct health and safety protocol and realise that it's an unsafe situation. They leave the machine spinning and put a barrier around it that nobody is allowed to cross because it's spinny and dangerous. YEARS of health and safety meetings follow to determine the safest and most cost effective way to stop the rampaging beast of a spinning concrete machine thing. There are pie charts.

The machine wins when the meetings go on for so long that the machine has used up ALL THE FUEL ON EARTH and everyone dies because their house is cold. Then the machine spins to the the centre of the earth and releases all the red hot spaghetti bolognese inside, which destroys earth itself.




I'm sorry, I got a bit carried away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:53, Reply)
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your version scares me... but i am sure somewhere, there is a machine spinning and endless meetings being held, just no one has filmed it yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:05, Reply)
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dickbag commentators shit me to tears
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 3:31, Reply)
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What smug bastards. Going on about how each attempt to control the thing won't work but offering no solutions themselves. Probably bankers or art students.
 (goatsy open wide, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 7:10, Reply)
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bankers or art students everyone on the internet
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of those rare videos where the commentary of the guys filming it actually adds to it

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's easy for me to be a backseat concrete-worker, but:
I'd have tried suffocating the engine with the jet from a CO2 extinguisher. Might that have worked?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:02, Reply)