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This is a link post ATTENTION: Primark flip-flops may contain cancer
Whoops, they put chrysene in them. LOL!

I'm no chemical expert but I did once wear flip-flips, so this is concerning news.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a conspiracy theorist but
Hours after the Primark flip-flops recall story appeared on BBC News, this second more exciting 'news' story about flip-flops appeared. www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-40636113/the-flip-flop-trick-video-that-went-viral

An obvious cover up. Well done to the Primark PR team.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom

(, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom - and I'm 99% sure you are Dom Robinson -
The best way that they could have covered up this news would have been by persuading you to release a new Youtube video showing you ignoring the highway code, not looking where you're going, being inconsiderate of other road users and generally being an extremely bad driver in the Southport area.

I think that those delightful videos of yours get far more views than Youtube lets on.

If you're clever enough to hide here in plain sight under the extremely convincing sock puppet persona of Jeffrey44, then you are more than capable of fiddling Youtube view counts.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a massive divvy.

(, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
The penny has dropped. I understand everything.

You lost somebody close to you in a road accident and Dom Robinson's appalling driving is a trigger for traumatic memories.

Every day you watch the videos over and over again, hoping each time that at some point Dom will listen to your cries of "For God's sake stop it, you fat bore! You're totally unfit to drive! You're going to kill my little girl!" and step out of his car and everything will be the way it used to be.

Have I got this right?

Would you like me to end my strange fascination with this man's complete lack of road skills?
(, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Evil Government ploy to cull poor people fails?
Are you sure this isn't a government ploy to murder to death all flipflop wearing hipster cunts and foreign Johnny's as the same time?
(, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Men wearing flip-flops in this country especially when it's raining but they think they are having it large and smashing it in Ibiza
Should be shot on sight, set fire to and have their wee pecker cut off and shoved up their bottoms.

That's how much I hate flip-flop wearing men.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you call a French man wearing loose-fitting sandals?
Philipe Flop
(, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post A Classic

(, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:26, Reply)