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This is a link post Astrud Gilberto & Stan Getz: The Girl From Ipanema.
Seeing as though everyone just seems to be waiting around, this is the music they played in the lift at a place i used to work, ruined the track for me.

*farts just before exiting at his floor*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post door closing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aYLWsna8ow
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 14:59, , Reply)
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Worst one that happened to me in a lift was when i held the door open for this HUGE guy, just me and him in there, he gets off on the first floor and leaves a smell behind like a rotting cow....and i'm pretty sure he fucking farted on his way out too.

Ungrateful c***.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he's dyslexic
and meant to thank you from the bottom of his heart
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Going up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trhsw_BxT_k
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking jazz singers
how they manage to be half a beat behind or ahead and half a tone above or below everyone else yet still sound cool is beyond me.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post more links please

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, I used to sing this.
It was a good staple, like Mustang Sally. I'm not sure my singing has much more life to it than her version, but at least my video contains sea monsters, which means I WIN.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iQOJ8bHVBQ
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ASTRUD is ace

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ASTRUD
is ace is bonkers
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's Queen of the World

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 6:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Playing this badly at a gazillion function gigs ruined this track for me

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:38, , Reply)