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This is a link post Best. Accent. Ever.
Just listen...
(KnackerDwarf, Sun 6 May 2012, 7:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Manufuckering
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 6 May 2012, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Vaguely asian base and learned english someplace rural - australia perhaps?
It has to be fake, no?
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 May 2012, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hypnotic
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 2.5 million pisses
hahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!
Love it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding!
I think I may have to pop this into Cubase... ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Has a hint of 'text to speech'.
 (loci, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds like me when I try to do an Irish accent.
Man-a-fuck!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Officer Crabtree has been learning Chinese
Wha' a gud knaaf - magic knaaf. King Double.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 6 May 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes we use the knife
to make the ginger pallets for burdening...

No. No idea...
 (GhostAtTheFeast Soup Sir?, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious accent, how silly, that won't make me want to buy their products
*goes on ebay immediately to look up how much ceramic knives cost*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Guandong Yangjiang Kingdouble
Precision Ceramic Knives Manrfacturer Ltd can bring enjoyment of life to you and your whole family.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for that!
i need some new keetchan cuntelery
 (Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i fwall down the ground laughing
excellent! wee wal cwick
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post soo
If I use a steel knife my fruits and veg will turn black and have a strange smell?
 (MrPlankton, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post this is very typical of english language advertisements in china
i never realized how funny it was
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 6 May 2012, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the guys at PronunciationManual made a film

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This is a normal post Shradaadd Jinjars

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 12 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I had no intention of watching all of that
but I just couldn't turn it off.
 (zombiedeadbloke, Sat 12 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT A GOOD KNIFE!

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 12 May 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post WANT!
I frickin' love ceramic knives. They make me wan't to cook all the things.

But how exactly does one "cut Somalian pallets for burdening"?
 (fan-dan-go because mutton chops are cool!, Sat 12 May 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like the partner for this one - VERY NSFW!
Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Ouch!
www.puerariamirifica.com/videos/anti-sagging/anti-sagging&firmness-breast-care.htm
 (TimChuma, Sun 13 May 2012, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they've used a text to speech service to do this
It sounds like they've inputted English language text into some far-east language (korean maybe?) speaking text to speech software.
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Sun 13 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)