
This is from our BAD Advice series. It's also the best one yet.
( , Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)

clicking it really quite hard like a dirty strumpet
( , Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Pfffffft
That gets you TWO ruddy clicks, good sir.
( , Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:35, Reply)

My favourite Shakespeare insult, however, is:
"You are not worth another word, else I'd call thee knave."
Makes you sound a bit of a bell-end if you use it these days, though.
( , Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

The former being the hole you find in mule based life forms, the latter a biological poo funnel.
Do etymological swear dictionaries exist?
( , Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:03, Reply)

...and I will now spend the rest of evening talking like I've swallowed Roger's Profanasaurus.
( , Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)